this post was submitted on 12 Sep 2026
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[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 33 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Bubs@lemmy.zip 13 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Kyrrrr@mander.xyz 28 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Imagine your drug dealer just following you around shaking a bag of coke

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

i imagine it like francine from american dad, where her dealer keeps following her trying to sell her cocaine,.

[–] frmrm@peachpie.theatl.social 14 points 3 weeks ago

Las Vegas is spooky enough with how hard it is to find an exit. Can we just not? 😂

[–] JokeDeity@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Legitimately don't understand how this benefits anyone.

[–] frank@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 weeks ago

I'm guessing it's a gimmick that someone who might not go sit at a slot machine would consider using once it came up to them. That might get them to continue gambling after.

Casinos are big on whale hunting, so if this captures the occasional whale it's perfect for them

[–] jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] JokeDeity@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I really am trying to and I still don't get it, like this seems like it would cause so many more problems than anything.

[–] Ironrod@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The only benefit for the casino I can think of is that the hardcore slots players may soil themselves less if it can follow them into the restroom. I can think of hundreds of issues that they would cause though

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

follow right into the stall

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

They will soon meet people at their hotel doors and dressed in LED panels to become their favorite theme.

[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Wasn't that a Twilight Zone episode?

[–] spacegoat@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago