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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I used to hate yellow until I saw it paired with magenta and light blue.

[–] degen@midwest.social 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] w3ird_sloth@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

It's making me horny for some reason.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Unfortunately if I wear yellow it makes me look like I'm about to vomit my entire stomach up.

[–] degen@midwest.social 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What an odd feature for a color to accentuate

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't have jaundice, but it does make me look sick

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 months ago

Right, the light reflecting off the yellow clothing makes some of us look jaundiced.

[–] SmokedBillionaire@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Orange is my favorite and I will place it everywhere I am legally allowed.

[–] w3ird_sloth@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

So shutup and make a shadow clone.

[–] EtnaAtsume@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (5 children)
[–] Wren@lemmy.today 8 points 2 months ago

The best people like green.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Green is not a creative color

[–] w3ird_sloth@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I'm a creative color.

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

If I was green I would die

[–] cravl@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Which green though? There are (or more accurately, humans percieve) more shades of green than any other color.

[–] hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

People who like pink are very cute.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
[–] Aviandelight@mander.xyz 7 points 2 months ago

I feel called out.

[–] nathan@piefed.alphapuggle.dev 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] KingOfTheCouch@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

I'll see your adorable wholesome youtuber and raise you the unhinged Chris Boden

(Yeah, that's some algorithm alright.)

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 months ago

Second picture is straight from Carcosa

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

The Man in the Yellow Hat has always been a fantastic person, you would have to be to put up with Curious George

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 2 points 2 months ago

I like dark reds

But Sunflowers and Blondes are cool.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

They just looked at the wallpaper for too long.

Edit: Holy shit, I got an upvote, hopefully because they got the reference. That was esoteric as fuck.

[–] myyass@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

You can't expect many people to like things that trickle down.

[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

People who like yellow are people who consciously choose a happy color to try to force themselves to be happier

People who like blue are people who embrace the sads so they can at least see their favorite color when they're down

[–] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

red white and black

[–] switcheroo@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

I feel that's probably true.