this post was submitted on 11 Sep 2026
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Brand New Sentence

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Showcasing the brazen and nouveau in English communication.

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[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 31 points 4 weeks ago

It's be so upset if someone didn't tell my kids I'm dead. this is just pure trauma.

[–] velma@sh.itjust.works 19 points 4 weeks ago

Yikes, she would say something like that. What a glorious breakdown of that sentence haha

[–] Redditmodstouchgrass@lemmy.zip 19 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Okay, so she's probably going to find out from her classmates when they start ridiculing her for being related to that asshole. Great parenting, definitely won't fuck her up more than she already will be.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 15 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm sure she will be attending a school where her shothead father will be revered as a martyr

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 17 points 4 weeks ago

By the adults. The kids will still be saying "kirked me!" whenever someone headshots them with a paper ball.

[–] DaveyRocket@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

Hey, fuck you. Kirk Memorial Elementary is Fair and Balanced af