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[–] invisible@piefed.zip 1 points 1 hour ago

So he's shipwrecked on Gilligan's Island?

[–] arin@lemmy.world 18 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] veroxii@aussie.zone 15 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 9 points 4 hours ago

Or at least suffering severe neurological trauma. If he was found unconscious a few hours after the event (either a stroke or a brain hemorrhage), there's a 100% chance that his head MRI has a large dark area where it shouldn't be. Nearly no one can return to a normal job after such an event - he's lucky if he can still speak and swallow.

[–] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 23 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Isn't there any investigative journalist who is able to ascertain Mitch's condition? Would be a good story to drop shortly before the midterms…

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 7 points 4 hours ago

Who would pay for such? It's cheaper (e.g. no health insurance payments) to spin yarns using LLM created text and video content.

People generally refuse to pay for news, so instead we get "news" mixed in with ads (which tbf is what we paid for).

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

Guys this is fake its an obviously edited photo of our good friend bigfoot.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 7 minutes ago

Darryl does not deserve this slander

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 hour ago

That bigfoot original photo was from the 70s so this is accurate.

[–] AviAdi@lemmy.world 13 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Why would they lie to us like that?

[–] Tiral@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

So we didn't learn that he's an inter dimension animal.

[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 16 points 9 hours ago

local cryptid on its way to allow the rich to dump more money into politics

[–] Audacious@sh.itjust.works 9 points 9 hours ago

So that's what big foot really looks like.