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Latest image by Mitch McConnell's office to show proof of life (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 days ago by AviAdi@lemmy.world to c/funny@lemmy.world

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[–] veroxii@aussie.zone 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Not missing. He dead.

[–] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 12 points 2 days ago

Or at least suffering severe neurological trauma. If he was found unconscious a few hours after the event (either a stroke or a brain hemorrhage), there's a 100% chance that his head MRI has a large dark area where it shouldn't be. Nearly no one can return to a normal job after such an event - he's lucky if he can still speak and swallow.