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Guys would this actually work? I'm so tempted right now.

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Prompt engineer? No, prompt whore.

[–] defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (3 children)

Friend who is definitely a real person: "Hey, check out this porn I've been watching and paying for. Here is a screenshot."

Im sorry to report that these people exist. I overheard some very cringeworthy conversations throughout my time at uni.

[–] underscores@lemmy.zip 10 points 6 hours ago

"hey guys, only fans amirite? who are you subbed to? I'm sunned totlalynotaigirl"

and other conversations that never happened

[–] frog@feddit.uk 3 points 6 hours ago

Out of the tens of thousands of girls (or maybe more), the odds are pretty low that a friend would subscribe to an OF of a girl thay was created by another friend and on top of that talk about it with a group.

[–] smaximov@lemmy.world 100 points 15 hours ago

Fake: Anon has friends.
Gay: Anon sells feet pics to men.

[–] AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world 52 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Don't be ridiculous, the market is saturated, you need a niche! Cater to conservative men, most of them don't even care if they find out it's AI as long as it's telling them what they want to hear.

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 37 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

"Oh, Donald! Your penis must be enormous to hold that gut off your knees!"

[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 6 points 9 hours ago

🤣 😂 Oh my god you made me choke on my soda.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

I mean it must be very strong

[–] B0rax@feddit.org 4 points 8 hours ago

The strongest

Sometimes, two big strong firemen hold it up. Apparently.

[–] SirW00talot@lemmy.world 56 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Nah the real money is selling the guide to the get rich quick scheme

[–] BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world 21 points 13 hours ago

This is the feet finder profit model. They're extremely oversaturated with people who THINK they can make money selling feet pics, which are as much meme as not these days. That being the case, to post on feet finder, you must first pay a one time fee. The fact that it's a fee and not a subscription or cut of your earnings is really the biggest giveaway

[–] radix@lemmy.world 11 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

How to make $50 from anybody! Buy my PDF for only $50.

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 4 points 9 hours ago

Everyone ignore this guy, I have a way to get that same PDF for free. Just send me $50 and I'll tell you how.

[–] EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app 14 points 13 hours ago

I wish it was real lol

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 10 points 13 hours ago

Your network is your net worth

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 8 points 14 hours ago

Guys would this actually work? I'm so tempted right now.

Better hurry.

[–] notsure@fedia.io 8 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] jaykrown@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

No, if you spend 5 minutes looking shit up instead of believing bullshit, you'd find out that OnlyFans has banned AI generated content entirely and requires strict identity validation.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 27 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I just got off the phone with OnlyFans CEO and he said I can upload computer generated feet pics "if you really want to"

[–] Quadrexium@sopuli.xyz 14 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I'm the CEO's main henchman - it's true

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I bought the AI feet pics, it's true

[–] RandomHugs@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

Can confirm. There was none left by the time I got there.

[–] UninterestingVoid@reddthat.com 3 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

IA your way through verification. /s