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I think this meme is old, but I still want to have this thing as much as the first time it was posted πŸ˜†

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[–] stevles@aussie.zone 62 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The problem is not the menstruation crustacean station, how can it be? It's amazing. The problem is they aren't suited for each other.

Where the hell do I get one of these? My wife would love it.

[–] Echo5@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

I saw a β€œmenstruation crustacean” at Walmart recently but it was a heating pad. Had to do a double take

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Gerblat@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago (2 children)

$900?? Damn the inflation of the menstruation crustacean station

[–] Ypsilenna@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 days ago

Why in tarnation can't we afford the menstruation crustacean station? I guess we'll need a donation.

[–] huppakee@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Imagine living with someone who's able to spend $900 on a silly joke, and then ask them to move out because one or the jokes wasn't good enough. Rich people have such weird solutions to their problems.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

https://www.searchfindorder.com/products/creative-silicone-crab-utensil-holder

i'm pretty sure we didn't get ours from this website. then again. i don't know. it was a while ago.

[–] YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip 44 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Shouldn't it be "crustacean menstruation station"? Putting "crustacean" first will distinguish it from other menstruation stations, such as a cetacean menstruation station or a Croatian menstruation station.

[–] CannonFodder@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago (3 children)

But there could be other crustacean stations such as a carnation crustacean station.

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

Not to be confused with a Tarnation Crustacean Station. Though I'm gonna have to ask you to picture that for yourselves...

[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 9 points 2 days ago

Looks more like a crustacean carnation station, imo

[–] YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip 3 points 2 days ago

I suppose that's better if you plan on repurposing your crustacean station. If you get into MMA you can repurpose your menstruation crustacean station into a pankration crustacean station. Religion? You can make it a salvation crustacean station or a damnation crustacean station, depending on the flavor of religion.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

This guy Englishes.

And you're right. The purpose of the station is holding menstruation material. It's a menstruation station. And type is crustacean.

[–] Blibly@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago

You don't deserve her!

[–] tgcoldrockn@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

It is counterproductive to boil the crustacean before forcing them into labor.

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Cute, I adore the crustacean! I use to keep all my stuff in a drawer, it was my own drawer!

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 13 points 2 days ago

She sounds a bit crabby.

[–] rants_unnecessarily@piefed.social 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

A menstruation crustation in the urination station.

[–] Fluke@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The menstruation sanitation crustacean station in the place of urination.

[–] rants_unnecessarily@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The menstruation sanitation crustacean station in the urination location.

[–] Fluke@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The menstruation sanitation crustacean station in the location of urination and defecation.

[–] jade52@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 days ago

I want one in my bathroom

[–] Hond@piefed.social 9 points 2 days ago

please move in

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

It's very strange.