this post was submitted on 03 Sep 2026
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[–] houndeyes@toast.ooo 4 points 2 days ago
[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Innocent angel now. Criminal mastermind soon.

[–] Murse@slrpnk.net 11 points 3 days ago

Innocent angel

Still a criminal mastermind, just cute.

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Nobody has to make a LinkedIn profile though. Simply starving to death is a much preferable alternative.

[–] dismay3915@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Building your own website and content >>> linkdin

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 3 days ago

Getting my cat an email account has really fast-tracked his business, plus I don't have to listen to the fax machine all the time.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

He knows not of New Teams, nor of Teams (New)

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 12 points 3 days ago

Hope this comment finds you well.

If you are this cute as fuck you don't need no LinkedIn either

Looking forward to hearing from you soon!

Best Regards

[–] Murse@slrpnk.net 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Isn't linkedin just bots talking about their corporations? There aren't actual humans there, right?

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

My coworkers use it, and claim to not currently be looking for jobs! I can't understand why someone would willingly subject themselves to that.

[–] bibbasa@piefed.social 7 points 3 days ago

i dunno man, cats basically run this shit

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

I worked in corporate middle management for 15 years and never had a linkedin profile and never will.

[–] redbrick@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Dis' lil' puddy tat is going to be a very dangerous creature when it's grown up. Remember that lil raptor Dr. Grant picked up in Jurassic park? ...this is it...in a cute furry lil' bundle. :-)

[–] Tiral@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago

Linkedin is probably the stupidest social media ever created. It's worse than Google Circles.

[–] Toes@ani.social 1 points 3 days ago

Are you sure their email isn't PhatKat@linkedin.com?

[–] the_q@piefed.social 2 points 3 days ago

He'll always live in the present.

[–] glups@piefed.social 2 points 3 days ago

Lucky bastard