Am I reading this right? I'm gonna drown in a pool of cum?
this post was submitted on 03 Sep 2026
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I think it's supposed to be a metaphor, but..... maybe?
I like these, please continue!
Thanks!
You will drown in a lake of your own wanting
Kinky
What does SBA mean?
SpongeBob Adventures, but there's a .5% chance it mean bc Spleen Beatings Activated
We're not doing spleens yet, we're still on Deans.
How tender...
Fish: I long for touch— to feel alive again..
You seek warmth in fleeing fire. It will burn you hollow and leave you cold.
That's poetic. Did you write that?
Not quite! I was recalling it from the original version of this meme that this guy is posting. Though I enjoy the alternate take
Touch, I remember Touch
Can fish drown?
Why is squidward being such a dick in these?
Because in the original scene, Squidward is kinda being a dick.
Not to this exent.
Yeah he kinda was
Because you're a bad person
Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: "A horrible person." We weren't even testing for that.
Oh, taking questions to heart again?
Hello again. I'm a mod here, to answer your PM, this is "who the fuck I am". Op really ain't doing anything wrong, and frankly you're the one behaving much worse. I'm telling you publicly this time. The next time you report them, I'm giving you a tempban for targeted harassment.
So telling me I need therapy and generally acting like a dick is acceptable here and the putting shit in public when you started in DM?
Yeah, figures this place is a popularity contest.
I just commented here to connect the dots. That PM I sent you was a friendly request to chill out and ignore the dude. You responded asking me "who the fuck" I am. You're asking me if their behavior is acceptable when all this nonsense started because you insulted their post.
I'm not going to air out any more here. I'm just asking you to, you know, move on and ignore these posts. Other people are enjoying them and they're not really breaking any rules. If any of their behavior warrants mod action, then so does yours.
So I'm asking again, would you please just chill out?
You wouldn't have been the first rando, and you didn't Identify yourself.
That's entirely fair. I can empathize with that.
Please, do us all a favor and touch grass.
Please do mena favour and don't use double standards.
This is an internet shitpost forum, what could you expect to find in here besides shit? Anything other than a shitpost would be rightfully questioned
Go get therapy
It's funny how common it is for some mods to converge into that behaviour over time.
It's true though, he said so in a Valentine's Day card to me!