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[–] N3rdBrain@fedinsfw.app 128 points 1 week ago (6 children)

It makes people who like clean dishes and to actually use cups sad lol

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 45 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I saw this at chapters yesterday and there is no way to clean this thing:

https://www.indigo.ca/products/front-peekaboo-dragon-mug

There’s a hollow behind the dragin, you can’t fit a brush or sponge back there, it doesn’t look like you can put this in the dishwasher… so it’s going to be a bacterial breeding ground.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Just put it in your autoclave.

I have one for my sex toys.

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[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

pressure wash?

[–] WolfLink@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

I mean at least that’s not on the part of the cup you drink from.

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[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 11 points 1 week ago

I don't think it's a problem for the washing machine

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[–] shweddy@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago (6 children)

How many holes does it have?

[–] chtk@feddit.nl 25 points 1 week ago
[–] volore@scribe.disroot.org 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm guessing two, but I'm no topologist (though I have watched a fair bit of Cliff Stoll...).

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 64 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

I think it's three, the handle, the donut hole, then there's the hole/tunnel formed inside of the cup

EDIT: there seems to be some confusion around what i mean, maybe this illustration will clear it up:

[–] BigGovernment@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

At first glance I would have said two, the handle and the donut hole. After reading and considering your answer, I'm pretty confident you're right. The space between the tunnel formed by the donut hole and the mug itself forms an odd hole, but there it is.

Kudos, that's a fun little puzzle.

[–] valar@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

~~Not a topological 'hole' but you can count it if you prefer~~

I was wrong, its three! Posted this too early this morning.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

No, they're right. Normally the interior of the mug isn't a topological hole as it only has the one "exit". But when you connect the surfaces for the center hole, it creates a third hole in the interior of the mug. The handle loop (1), the interior of the donut hole (2), and the exterior of the donut hole and the walls and bottom of the interior (3).

[–] valar@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

Shit, you're right. I was thinking of a normal mug. So "adding the donut hole" actually created two holes.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Okay, if a torus with a single patch of empty space on its surface is two holes, then this is three holes. But now I'm confused, because I don't know if that's true topologically. Otherwise, it's just a two-torus with a perforation on its 2-surface.


Edit: I've been informed by a topologist friend that this has two holes and that the lip of the mug is just a boundary.


Edit 3: Ignore the case below if the lip is a smooth curve. I had a brainfart when thinking through the loop contraction.


Edit 2: So to clarify, that's a boundary if the lip represents an abrupt transition to either side (i.e. if there's no "curve" into and out of the mug).

Since that's less realistic, let's assume that you can smoothly walk from the interior surface of the mug to the exterior and show that it isn't topologically a hole for that case either.

A picture of three rings around two holes and the purported "lip hole"

I've created a continuous loop around the two holes and the candidate "lip hole". These loops are embedded in the surface of the mug. You can plainly see that you can't contract the loop to a single point around the handle hole or the donut hole without crossing over the hole.

But now let's take our blue loop (the lip loop) and trivially contract it down to a point.

Four steps to contract the loop to a point

  1. Our loop is on the outside around the lip.

  2. Take the loop inside of the lip since this is still a smooth, continous surface. The loop is now on the outer wall of the inner mug.

  3. Now bring the loop down toward the bottom along the wall.

  4. Contract the loop to a single point at the bottom.

In this case, it isn't even a boundary anymore, and it provably isn't a hole.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

If we ignore the handle, the torus with a surface opening can be deformed continuously into an 8 shape, the lip of the mug is not a hole, but you can go down the lip of the mug, around the tube in the middle, and back out, a fully enclosed path

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It's three. The hole through the center makes a hole around it inside the mug. Your topologist friend took too quick a glance at this.

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[–] NichtElias@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I still don't get how it's supposed to be two holes. I mean how is the part where the liquid would be in in this cup not a hole?

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Topologically, that part is not a hole. The liquid basin not being a hole is where the joke in the OP originates, even: a standard coffee mug with a basin for coffee and a handle is homeomorphic (topologically equivalent) to a torus (a donut). And that's because the handle is the hole, not the basin.

In the case of the OP, ignore the handle for a second just to simplify things. That's a hollowed-out donut (torus) except that you've taken a part of that donut's surface and cut it out. That area that's been cut out isn't topologically a hole; instead, you've just created a boundary on the 2-manifold (read: flexible surface).

Topology has rigorous, algebraic definitions under the hood, but that's what's going on in this picture topologically: you've taken a donut, glued it to another donut, and cut a "hole" (colloquial usage) in the double-donut's surface, creating a boundary on the surface.


Edit: To hopefully justify this a bit intuitively for the standard coffee mug (not this abomination in the OP), the utilities problem is a classic toy problem in topology that

Tap for spoileris unsolvable on a 2D plane

but

Tap for spoilercan be solved when you embed it into the surface of a coffee mug.

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[–] tjsauce@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I think only the main hole counts if we consider access to the inside. The donut hole is formed by, but does not penetrate the cup.

Not sure how the handle fits in, seing as it has no inner surface

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (5 children)

How does the handle have no "inner surface?"

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Things you can ask about a putt-putt coarse, but not your friends partner.

I prefer a putt-putt fine but to each their own.

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It comes with a voucher for a free ambulance ride but in order to use it, you have to agree not to sue for genital injuries.

[–] bampop@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (4 children)

For anyone still on the fence maybe this helps

[–] spacehulk@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago
[–] Varesti@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

That made it worse!

[–] craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

Aah, thanks that's really cool

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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 week ago

Bacteria love this one simple trick...

[–] runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 week ago

Someone took BlenderGuru's tutorial too far.

[–] davetortoise@reddthat.com 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Up_dog@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

It looks like a mangled, prolapsed fleshlight that Jeffery dahmer would have.

[–] muzzle@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Right? A normal mug has one topological hole. This one has 3. Surely that makes it 3 times as topologically interesting as a normal mug.

[–] Magister@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

ah :) the cylinder, I see you are a redditor

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

the seitan belugas at twilight

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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

if the topologist works as a dishwasher...

[–] Ramsesder13te@feddit.org 6 points 1 week ago

I think a topologist would love it.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 week ago

When topologists say, a mug is a donut, this is not what they mean

Ah yes, the sore throat mug

[–] SalamiDommie@lemmus.org 4 points 1 week ago

I should call her

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Every mug with an ear is already a donut! Stop overcomplicating things!

Nah, they love discussing holes in things.

Fucking perverts.

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