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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 hour ago

Over-hydrating doesn't help, but under-hydrating sure does.

If you're pee is light yellow ya doin' fine.

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 1 points 1 hour ago

Must be soon

[–] nul42@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 hours ago

The spice must flow.

[–] nednobbins@lemmy.zip 12 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

It has some grains of truth but it's mingled with too much personal opinion.

There are studies on how much water humans really need. If you want to calculate it the scientific way, you need to factor in at least lean muscle mass, total mass, surface area, ambient temperature and humidity, activity levels, and diet. There's no magic number of ounces that's correct for everyone.

Fortunately we've evolved a really awesome mechanism. When your body needs more water, you get thirsty.

So if you want to stay properly hydrated, drink whenever you feel even a little thirsty.

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

After about 23C I swear a lot. I definitely need to replenish what I lose or I get drowsy

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Fortunately we've evolved a really awesome mechanism. When your body needs more water, you get thirsty.

Yeaaahhh....About that...

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 hour ago

ADHD can make you completely ignore that signal for way, way too long.

My body also misinterprets that signal as "hunger", and a craving for some wet food. Maybe like yogurt or a cup of pudding. You know something that just slides down easy. Yeah #thisiswhyimfat.

[–] tamal3@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Me too. Sometimes I feel like I must get thirsty in a reasonable way, but when I actually notice the sensation is another matter. At other times I'm incessantly thirsty.

[–] ironpangolin29@lemmy.ca 6 points 5 hours ago

We can seperate regions easily enough and their peak humidity seasons. You just need to factor in sedentary, semi active, active and athletic lifestyles.

[–] weeeeum@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

Has the author considered: construction workers

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

When I was a child nobody carried water bottles with you. There was the shared school water fountain and that was it.

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

When we were out all day as kids we just uses the garden hoses at peoples houses. Or got home and gulped water till you were out of breath

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

In the water wars documentary, Holes, it was proven that children and young adults could work all day in the sun without any significant amount of water. Therefore your allocation of water will be limited further until morale improves. Woke unionized overpaid bureacrats just want to take all your money to waste water, instead of using that money for useful datacenters and more oil drilling.

[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Begun, the water wars have.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 hour ago

Do I need to feel bad about wanting to get an RO system yet?

Like on the one hand, I don't really want to keep drinking teflon and microplastics. But on the other hand, there's a lot of waste from RO systems...but on the other hand, residential water waste is peanuts as far as conservation goes. Also I blame the teflon for having too many hands.

[–] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 44 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Three article boils down to the author being a whiny WSJ entitled asshole, which is what I expect from the WSJ.

Author, you don't need the 40 oz cup.

Quoted Expert, you need around 125 oz a day.

Author, but water is so boring and tasteless, I want sugar and you get a fraction of water from food right? I don't wanna drink water. Written Toddler Tantrum ensues

Author, so in conclusion you don't need that 40 oz water cup.

The rest of us, STFU you entitled twat.

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[–] Aeder@lemmy.world 28 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (6 children)

Right wing newspapers love to do this shit where I live. We get into a crisis, people start skipping meals because they don't have money, and they will talk about the health benefits of dieting and fasting 🙄

[–] Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 18 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

The hot new diet trend, poverty.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 10 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Have you tried this new drug, Nofudatall? Take it in place of your normal three meals and watch the pounds of fat~and~ ~muscle~ boil away.

Poverty is surprisingly expensive, but you can get Nofudatall for free~with~ ~qualifying~ ~insurance~ ~plans~ !

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 9 hours ago

I heard other countries give it out for free to everyone! Nofudatall truly works but you must pay for it here.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago

right wingers have a serious problem with comprehending the idea of consent. is dieting and fasting good for you? yeah sure, when done right. but is being forced to do that good for you? hell no, even if there are health benefits you didn't choose to do that. and in the next sentence they'll preach about freedom

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[–] ironpangolin29@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

My pee turns white after 60oz of water, then I eat some salted peanuts.

[–] spacegoat@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Pee comes from the balls

[–] Bluedragon012@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago

And yet we let evil prevail. Humanity is pathetic.

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 19 points 12 hours ago

"Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!"

[–] Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 46 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

WSJ: stop drinking water our data centers need it instead

[–] jonline@feddit.online 2 points 9 hours ago

This was my first thought. Are they trying to pull some bs like that. But also the wsj is a disgrace

[–] DrStanleyGoodspeed@lemmy.zip 12 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

It’s cause Brawndo is the only drink you need!

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 3 points 10 hours ago

I don't know... does it even have electrolytes?

[–] BigPotato@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago

Doctor said I should drink 100oz a day soooooo.... I'm gonna keep trusting my medical professional instead of a random idiot who doesn't like the taste of water.

[–] cranakis@reddthat.com 8 points 12 hours ago

Can you imagine taking health and wellness advice from The Wall Street journal? Jesus.

[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 10 points 12 hours ago

Fuck yourself WSJ

[–] quantumcrop@lemmy.today 7 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

It's also good for tooth and gum health to drink water throughout the day, it helps keep them clean between brushing.

This has been your daily reminder to take care of your teeth kids!

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 hours ago

Teeth kids? If i ever see children made of teeth I am running away. Very fast. Well, maybe not very.

[–] UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works 17 points 15 hours ago

Ditched the 40oz for a 134oz. Best decison I've ever made. All the water I want and a weapon built into one device. It even comes with nice sturdy handles.

[–] otter@lemmy.ca 91 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (20 children)

Looked at the article, and it starts off pretty stupid

While everyone else seems to be slugging H20 from 40-ounce Stanley tumblers, I have never understood the appeal of drinking plain, tasteless water all day.

Some people live in areas where the water tastes bad, but seeing the water as "boring" might mean that you're drinking too much of the other stuff (soft drinks, juice, sugary etc). It's not that those other things are not hydrating, but they're unhealthy for other reasons.

The question feels more pressing than ever given rising temperatures, heat waves

I refuse to normalize a world where people lack access to clean drinking water. 😠

The rest of the article is pretty standard advice. There's no set amount of water that everyone needs to drink, and your diet/lifestyle/body composition/the weather will all play a role. Going based on thirst is a good indicator, but make sure you actually drink water when you're thirsty. !hydrohomies@lemmy.ml

But using that to justify unequal access to clean drinking water is a big no.

[–] Pelicanen@fedia.io 3 points 7 hours ago

While everyone else seems to be slugging H20 from 40-ounce Stanley tumblers, I have never understood the appeal of drinking plain, tasteless water all day.

The question feels more pressing than ever given rising temperatures, heat waves

The combination of these two takes has to be among the dumbest things I've ever read, what do they think those other drinks are made of? I'm entirely certain that the process of making another drink uses up more water than just drinking that volume of water in the first place.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 9 points 14 hours ago

The question feels more pressing than ever given rising temperatures, heat waves

All the more reason to drink fucking water!

Holy shit, sometimes wish journalists could be disbarred but I know that would create a slew of other problems...

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