From the "Futurama solves global warming" school of thought.
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I thought of Futurama too, but instead how the Ships engines move the Universe around IT
It came to me in a dream, and then I forgot it in another dream.
That's a complete load!
Nothing’s a complete load! Not if you can imagine it; that’s what being a scientist is all about!
no, it's only a third of the load. i left the other two thirds with a friendly laotian couple.
I was thinking of the robots all firing their exhaust upward to push earth away from the sun.
I thought that was a silly joke but that's actually more or less how an alcubierre drive would work.
It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia theme plays
The Gang Launches a Spacecraft
You laugh, but China made a big-budget action movie about this very concept.
True! Based on a Liu Cixin story. Never read it but loved his Three Body Problem series.
The Wandering Earth.
It was good
Incredibly silly movie, but a fun watch!

The end with lots of fire coming out should point towards the ground.
If it points towards space, that's a big problem, and we will not go to space this day :/
This reminds me there was a project about 10-15(?) years ago where they were trying to rig the F15 with an attachment to launch satellites in quick need situations. The F15A shot down a satellite in 1985, so it makes sense it could put one up there as well. Think they ended up terminating the program because it became cheaper to launch them in mass.
Aka they probably just took it out of the public eye
I still say we should mount rockets into a rollercoaster rail🎢 that way stage one can be spent on the ground doing a horizontal launch and then the rail would have to change the angle to be more horizontal
This was actually tested in 2001 and found to be effective method to launch a crew into space
Sweet now I have a working example to show. Also I remember seeing jimmy neutron movie in theaters
i remember the 2000s being a lot less colorful. and pointier.
Just do it in the winter, otherwise it might get too hot...
STOP GIVING ELON IDEAS
Kerbal launch cannon go brrrr
Wrong approach, if they are going to the moon they need to attach engines to the moon and bring it closer
They have to get to the moon first to attach the engines, only then will they be able to do this
You should not be getting blocked by a small problems like this, think big!
not the moon, but maybe smaller asteroids. nothing large enough to affect tides.
Ah good thinking