That's one way to pick up ladies
this post was submitted on 28 Aug 2026
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A real pickup autist
Damn that's good!
Looks like you just got picked up
This is the most romantic and sexy thing that can happen to a woman
It is either that or one of the scariest and most confounding things. Different strokes for different folks.
Tbf, if she's really mirroring OP's attempts to go around in an effort to block them, that's on her.
That being said, we can't trust anon to tell the truth
"if we both step right, then step left, you're mirroring me and you deserve to be physically manhandled. That's on you, as a woman."
... I've known autistic women who would massively unironically agree with that, and others for whom it would be nearly the worst thing that could possibly ever happen.
Either way... unintentional power move by way of autism.
I'm not being ironic, women love that stuff. I don't mind it myself.
Women want to have their shoulders gripped forcibly and be lifted off the ground by a stranger who hasn’t said a word to them?
By that metric, Nancy Guthrie must have swooned. 🙄
King Kong
The original BBC.
Fake: Anon does not go outside
Gay: Anon did not pick up a girl, but had hot gay sex instead.
That situation never had an official name that I know of so I call it(or I heard it at some point) “Thanks for the dance“.
An impasse
A true ope moment. A quadruple ope even
Found the (fellow) Midwesterner.
Quick! Distract them with a bottle of ranch dressing to make an escape!
I've always heard it referred to as "treestumping".
Never heard that one before. Why tree stumping?
I actually did this multiple times in high school. To the point people actually started just moving out of the way when they saw me coming
QTE successful
It was for the best.
A real lore enthusiast would know that should be choccy milk?