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be me

serverless supervisor

in charge of making sure the serverless environment is in fact, serverless

occasionally have to check if it's really serverless

one day, find out there are actual servers being used

serverless environment is no longer serverless

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ask my boss what to do

he says "just make it serverless again"

I say "how"

he says "I don't know, you're the supervisor"

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quit my job

become a servers supervisor

first day on the job, go to the new server room

it's empty, serverless

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Fucking servers, how do they work

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Maybe, like magnets?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

They work better if you don't fuck them.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Did this come from a series of AI generated green text? I seem to remember the story.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

That's exactly what i remember yeah.

I actually think this version flows better

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

It was originally about bottomless pits iirc (and yeah, the poster claimed an AI wrote it)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Anon needs to reject technology and embrace luddism. Only then may he be free of oxymoron job roles.