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[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 43 points 1 day ago

"Waiters salary: 2.13"

"Don't be cheap"

Motherfucker, you are gonna be let past the velvet rope to the executive guillotine when the revolution comes.

[–] Lanske@lemmy.world 49 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Should have stopped at :" we don't pay our staff"

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 day ago

The sign is asking for someone to graffiti it, indeed.

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

This looks like ragebait and/ or slop

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 43 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

My bill is 165 dollars and you can't afford to pay your staff more than server minimum wage? Listen here, fuck nuts...

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Also, while we are at it, I used to be a server when I was a teenager 20 years ago. Minimum expectation for a tip was 10%, 15% was standard and 20% was for particularly good service. Since fucking when has 25% become the minimum expectation or even a high end expectation? That is on top of already increased food costs from inflation. Even the low end of the presets you see on all of the card readers asking for tips is 18% most of the time. What gives?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh it's ridiculous. I long to return to 15%, but I won't budge a penny over 20%. I'll hold up the bar with a calculator if you make me, I've done it before.

[–] simulacra_procession@lemmy.today 1 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

At least where I live sales tax is about .08% so you can just double that

[–] GarboDog@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Pay your employees livable wages???

[–] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago

My AU fantasy:

Your bill: $165

Waiters salary ($35/hour, tips appreciated but not necessary): $0

Tax: included in the bill

Total (the least you can do): $165

I wish people would name and shame the company that does this type of bullshit.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Losing Business 101

If your people work so 'damn hard', why aren't you paying them a living wage?

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 263 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] gandalf_der_13te@feddit.org 15 points 1 day ago

feels like everything else should just be sprayed over with graffiti paint or sth

[–] errer@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

Well-played.

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[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Probably madw wirh chatgpt

[–] ContriteErudite@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (6 children)

I thought it looked a little off but couldn't put my finger on why. Saw your comment and ran the image through ZeroGPT.
It's fake

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[–] Alberat@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

seems like only the first two lines are true

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think the best thing to do is eat somewhere else so this crap place closes down and the poor wait staff has a chance of finding better work.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 68 points 2 days ago

"If you can't afford to pay your fucking employees even the minimum wage, you don't deserve to run a business."

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago

if you can't afford to pay your staff properly, you can't afford to run a business here.

[–] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 40 points 1 day ago

Came to say, looks like a certain business needs to rework their business model or go bust.

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 128 points 2 days ago (1 children)

JFC... How about "if you can't afford to pay your employees you can't afford your business."

[–] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 55 points 2 days ago

SERIOUSLY. DON'T BE CHEAP. IT'S EMBARRASSING.

They're right, but they're wrong about why they're right.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Why should the customer also be paying the $3.40?

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 16 points 1 day ago

Which should be a crime, by the way. Both the ridiculously low wage, as well as trying to pass it to the customer. Next thing you know, the cook's salary will be listed, too.

[–] ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh don't worry, you are! In many states, the first chunk of tips goes to cover the employee contribution. Essentially the waiter makes either tips or hourly, which ever is higher, so until the tips are larger than the base pay, your tips are really just saving the employer money. Does this make sense? No. Is it common in states not called California and New York? Absolutely!

[–] bss03@infosec.pub 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's not quite how that works. The 2.13 is guaranteed. Employers are also required to bring that up to 7.25, if there aren't enough tips.

But, yeah, the first 5.10 in tips each hour really just goes to reducing the employers burden, not increasing the servers take-home.

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Required to, but usually don't. Wage theft is the most common form of theft and that's before taking into account most of it goes unreported.

[–] bss03@infosec.pub 5 points 1 day ago

Oh absolutely, even if they don't do outright wage theft, they can often find a reason (or not in right-to-work states) to dismiss any employee that won't claim sufficient tips (whether customers left those tips or not).

[–] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 73 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Businesses have successfully managed to underpay staff then shame customers for not making up for it. What a rotten culture.

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 52 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 59 points 2 days ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (34 children)

Yeah, lot of people here are falling hard for this AI rage-slop. Besides the customer on the right having no legs (or the world's weirdest chair), there's no visible way this printout is attached to the window, the reflection in the top right cuts off at what presumably is the bar top and then the reflection below it is inexplicably of a perpendicular street, the lack of a ceiling where a ceiling is implied to be and all that similar stuff, the type justification doesn't actually line up. (begrudging credit to r/isthisAI)

It's a good fake but still pretty conclusively fake. And... honestly, it's worrying that people here are falling over themselves to comment as if this is real. Ya'll, we need to try and be a little bit less credulous with boomer memes, especially ones that perpetuate negative BS like this, otherwise we're basically no better than Facebook users.

If you would like yet more proof, this hanging light becomes a window frame.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

... pretty conclusively fake.

No, not "conclusively", it could still be real. You're assuming the sign was printed directly on the substrate. As a former sign-maker, that might not be how this sign was made. It could be cut vinyl on a plastic face. The cutter might have been too small to cut the entire sign at once, and the sloppy way vinyl is transferred to the face could account for the non-convergence. Also, the drawn lines are not quite aligned to the image.

Not "conclusively".

Finally, there's no reason to invoke generational slurs or elitism in this comment. Remember, no war but the class war.

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[–] Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I prefer countries that don't tip and just pay their employees a reasonable wage. Also when did the tip jump from 15% customary to 25% to 35% minimum? Anyways they're right, vote with your dollars to not be a customer of establishments abusing the tip system to pay their employees slave wages. Maybe last note, as far as I'm aware if tips don't make up the difference the employer is legally inclined to pay their staff at least minimum wage in most places.

In New Zealand, we declare that tipping culture can go fuck off. We don't have it and don't want it here. I had an american friend come to visit and he thought we were stoopid for not tipping, and he tipped everyone anyway to show mercy to all us oppressed souls over here.

[–] iamericandre@lemmy.world 41 points 2 days ago (6 children)

I shouldn’t have to pay your staff with tips but ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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[–] Someone8765210932@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago

This has to be fake... "we don't pay our staff..."

"our people work damn hard ... for only $2.13/h"

"show some respect ... to the workers we only pay $2.13/h"

[–] DeathsEmbrace@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago

This offsets costs for the business and makes the customer compensate for lower wages. The whole point here is to make you pay for it not corporates and corporations. That's why taxes should be higher like 99%. Except they own politicians.

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