Tbf it has more life than Mitch Mcconell.
this post was submitted on 23 Aug 2026
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He probably meant humans can be mowed down like grass 💀
Spiritually israeli
We see him diligently meditating all day. Even in the oval office when he is in front of cameras and people are talking around him, he is there clearing his mind.
Man if this were anyone else, I would assume there was some sort of deeper meaning like this. But for this guy? I think he just recently learned that plants are alive.
It's funny cause with this dude you can literally see how he learned this.
A few weeks ago he claimed it was some antifa plot that killed all the grass from the stupid celebration he held, which was actually what killed all the grass. He probably asked how does that even happen and someone educated him on the needs of grass to survive. So now he knows, grass is alive like humans and thought we should know too
Trump: grass has a life like humans have a life - virtually worthless and there to be stepped on.
There it is, Trump values our lives as much as he values the grass under his bloated feet.
Woah now, don’t get crazy. Clearly he values the grass more
For example, he actually tried to find the person responsible for vandalizing the National Mall by selectively killing grass to read ‘86 47’.
Mowing is murder
I know more about grass than any human being, I think, anywhere in the world.
Wow
Between this and musk's 'I Know More About Manufacturing Than Anyone Alive' hard to pick a winner. The two egomaniacs are same like two boogies out of one nostril.
With the right inflection, this could mean 1) he knows less about any human being than he knows about grass or 2) he is the world expert on grass.
Both of these are incredibly lame and not worth bragging about
Grass experts include people who made high yielding grain crops and i think they deserve more recognition
It has to be the first one
I’m sure Americans struggling with life at the moment, would love to smoke whatever Trump has used
Fishermen off the Venezuelan coastlines?
Jeffrey Epstein’s pole?
I dunno, dementia weed sounds like a hard pass.
It’s actually worse than you might think.
Of course it's because of how much time he spends on golf courses.
Grass years just like Dog years, all just life like humans.
My takeaway is that grass can be exploited.
The funny thing about this is that it then would be a criminal act to mow the lawn or "abort" a growing grass seed....