this post was submitted on 23 Aug 2026
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[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Why does everyone here suddenly like slop

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

This image seems to date back to 2021.

[–] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

Unless the AI is rewriting my brain, which is entirely possible, this is an older photo.

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 50 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I like my women how I like my cookies: In my tummy.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 52 points 2 days ago

Officer, this is the guy

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Like the one sub I still miss from reddit

[–] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 1 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

time to come clean

me too

also, it has been banned due to lack of mods recently

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It's not my thing, but I've attended the official vore meetup at MFF twice, an unofficial meet at AC once, and a (to me) shocking number of furs are into it; including my master. Everyone I bumped into was really nice and happy to chat as I badly hid away in a corner ^_^;

I just checked and the sub is gone, which is a shame. I used to get sent stuff from it, to... various effects. Usually confusion, followed by an explanation :p

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

See, this is the kind of thing that I’d end up with if I set out to make eyeball cookies for a kids’ Halloween party or something.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 58 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That's because that's exactly what the original meme pic was before someone cropped it.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 days ago

Huh. How about that.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 days ago

They also adjusted the color to make it all more flesh colored.

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Obviously the name of this cookie is "Sugar-Titty"

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Except, each cookie is it is own Titty. One big beautiful Titty. Tits is plural. You'd need to always need to serve these in pairs for such a name. But if you call them each a Sugar-Titty, you can have one or you can have a bowl of Sugar-Titties.

Sugar-Titty ™

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I see your angle and disagree, so I'll just bake my own. Each cookie is a sugar tit and I'm definitely going for a pair of them every time I put my hands on 'em.

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Well I hope you enjoy eating your delicious cookies even though you are completely wrong. I hope they are so damn good you can brag about it here

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[–] cdf12345@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

I miss Barb

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 13 points 2 days ago

Honey, what's wrong? You haven't touched your boobkies.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago
[–] mappe@moplemmy.fyi 12 points 2 days ago

I like my cookies how I like my women: retroussé.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 8 points 2 days ago

Milk and cookies!

[–] wador@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hey waiter! The crincly hairs are missing on my cookies!

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Flossing is important!

[–] BlindPenguin@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago
[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago

Can someone post the recipe? For research purposes only, of course.