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[–] Sibshops@feddit.cl 73 points 1 day ago (3 children)

My favorite advice to give: "don't add or subtract from the population"

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Do not end up in

  • The newspaper
  • The hospital
  • Or jail (if you do end up in jail, establish dominance quickly)

Addendum: Dont do anything you would be afraid to explain to the paramedics.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

You've been added to the Best of Lemmy: https://sh.itjust.works/post/65529027

[–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

~pulls knife out of a fascist~ oh crap. Sibshops gave me literally only one rule

[–] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

Then add one to the population.

[–] nobodysreadingthis@quokk.au 4 points 1 day ago

No, that's fine. Exception that proves rule, or something.

[–] bigboismith@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Don't do anything I wouldn't do

But that doesn't say much

Exactly

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 3 points 1 day ago

That's cause dads are smart and know the kid ain't gonna follow those instructions, so you gotta set them up to tell the truth promptly when they get back and shit's gone sideways.