Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

It bites you, then you die: Venomous

You bite it, then you die: Poisonous

You bite yourself, then you die: Canibalism

It bites itself, then you die: Coincidence

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago

No, you are going to be eaten by poisonous snakes, its your choice to byte them to let the poison act before they start biting you.

A trolley problem in a different shape.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

I think he meant "I'm going to feed you ~~to~~ my poisonous snakes"