Before and after finding out mom packed chicken tenders but forgot to put hunny mussy in his lunchbox
this post was submitted on 21 Aug 2026
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What’s an Alpha pack? A pack made up of alpha males? How does that work?
It's a pack of imaginary people because the whole alpha wolf thing isn't actually a thing.
I wonder who the Alpha Alpha is. Who's the beta alpha!?!
does the sigma own them?
A confederation, presumably.
You can tell how calm he is because he said it twice
“When men refer to themselves as "alpha males", I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.”
-someone on the Internet, not me
Service pack male > RTM male > Release preview male > Beta male > Alpha male
That's why I aim to be the LTR
I'm 37 unfinished projects on a git server
I am currently experiencing bloat. Too many requested features have been added and nothing is working properly anymore.
Bitch, shit and fuck???
I'm a lvl 3 alpha and based on the bylaws on the Alpha committee, I outrank you.
Puberty.
playing Rust
This is what happens when you choose the renegade conversation paths
Are you calm though, super sure you're calm?
Before and after falling asleep.
After joining video game PvP faction
trying to look like dream of the endless.