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[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 166 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I googled it so you don't have to: The story is true, but there are a lot of fake pictures. I don't know if these pictures are genuine.

[–] wezzzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 2 weeks ago

A true survice thanks :)

[–] 14th_cylon@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 weeks ago

the pictures are fake, the kids have same skin color.
https://lemmy.zip/post/69962286/28352399

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[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 109 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

Also, just want to point out that the ovulation period is only 24-48 hours. Make of that what you will.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 93 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 44 points 2 weeks ago

Make of that what you will.

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 54 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (20 children)

Yes, but sperm live for up to five days in the female reproductive tract. With the ~~48~~ 12-24 hour ovulation, the combined window is 7 days.

Two days or seven days, your slut shaming is not necessary.

[–] cuerdo@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

I think he was slut contextualizing

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[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

DVP creampies, obviously.

[–] TomMasz@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago
[–] RogueBanana@piefed.zip 9 points 2 weeks ago

At least the orgy must have been fun

[–] bababu@feddit.org 5 points 2 weeks ago

sperm can live longer

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[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 100 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago

Momma? Momma!

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 87 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 43 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That's my "I'm being lifted by the nut sack" face, too.

[–] Redditmodstouchgrass@lemmy.zip 25 points 2 weeks ago

What's the matter, Mcfly?

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[–] ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 68 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A brother from the same mother

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 46 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Also known by the less common shorthand of brother

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 22 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Half brother.

At least in America he'd get a 3/5ths sister.

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[–] LSNLDN@slrpnk.net 57 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Having a half twin brother is wild

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[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Pro move, honestly. Otherwise it can be really hard telling which of your twins is which.

[–] 14th_cylon@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago

the pictures are ai slop, the kids have same skin color. it took her 8 months to realize something was wrong. https://lemmy.zip/post/69962286/28352399

[–] 14th_cylon@lemmy.zip 27 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

so how many different women did this happen to? this ai crap will not end well...

~~also, if we take the image at face value, did they really need dna test to determine the kids do not have same father? 😂~~ edit: the kids have same skin color, see comment below for source

https://hostux.pics/images/2026/08/20/Screenshot-from-2026-08-20-00-26-45feb8d54621e47203.png

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

There are instances of two different dna samples in one person, so don't. Also, white babies can be born to black women and black babies to white women.

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[–] skrik@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Adriellen Barbosa Lima, 22, who was shot and killed in Mineiros, in southwestern Goiás, became known for a rare case of twins with different fathers. At the time, the young woman was 19 years old, and her pregnancy resulting from heteroparental superfecundation was the 20th such case recorded worldwide up to that point.

Adriellen was killed on April 20 at a house near the Buena Vista housing development. Joelson Ribeiro da Conceição, 23, the young woman’s partner, is the prime suspect in the crime. As of the latest update to this report on Wednesday (29), he had not been located by the police.

Mãe de gêmeos de pais diferentes é assassinada em Goiás | G1 https://g1.globo.com/go/goias/noticia/2026/04/29/mae-assassinada-em-goias-tinha-ficado-conhecida-por-caso-raro-de-gemeos-de-pais-diferentes.ghtml

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[–] RogueBanana@piefed.zip 17 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I thought twins were always split from the same egg. Great and my only news source for learning, shit posts.

[–] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 39 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Identical twins, yes. You can have multiple eggs fertile at the same time. Two of my childhood friends were a boy and girl who were twins, obviously look quite different lol

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[–] bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 2 weeks ago

I think that's just identical twins, but fraternal twins are two separate eggs being fertilized, which is how you can have twins of different sexes

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 5 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

The concept of "twins" is far older than any knowledge of eggs (in mammals) and sperm cells. Two babies come out at the same time, language decided to call those twins.

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[–] Ramsesder13te@feddit.org 8 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Ah... of course... a gene-test...

[–] Olmai@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

To add to the other comment, albino babies have not been treated kindly in the past

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[–] solidheron@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

Damn Zeus and his macanation

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