They name it something cool as hell like DEMON CORE and they expect people NOT to touch it?
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That’s what all the Gen Z kids are listening to nowadays.
Demon Kinder.
My Dad thinks he invented that joke.
Are you Calvin?
No, I have legs.
Imagine their little faces light up!
Did it come with a screwdriver?
That's a spicy toy
You walk into an abandoned K-Mart and the only source of electric light is a singular Blue Light left on in front of the shelf of Kinder Demon Cores
Then you notice it's not a light bulb, it's a water bottle.
If only. Kinder Surprise toys used to be good, they needed actual instructions to put together. Sometimes they were weapons, intentionally or not. Now you get a Kinder egg and open it up to find just some guy. Not building, no exploration, no pain, just a little plastic guy. This is what's wrong with this generation.
cries in American deprivation
Every seventh egg comes with one of a terrific collection of screwdrivers.
Fortunately, not for very much longer! 🤪
Tickle tickle!
Damn, I commented the exact same thing 5 hours after you
I'm honoured to have had the same idea as a Fartographer!
I guarantee the surprise will blow your mind (and possibly the town you live in).
K-mart is trying to kill you.