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this isn't just boomerhumor, you missed something

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[–] GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago
[–] jackyard@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What's that? A shadow with two legs and a poop falling inbetween? I really don't get it.

[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i think it's one guy one jar

[–] ludo@feddit.nu 4 points 1 day ago

Jar size does not check out - though my mind may have distorted it to bigger proportions than it was in the video... I won't be double checking though, I'd like to think that I'm too sane for wanting to see that shit twice ^^

[–] mlg@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This is the 3rd time this has been posted this year and the comments section is still clueless even with a caption hint

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

wait it's been posted before? I'm not original? 😢

[–] mlg@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don't worry this isn't reddit where people scream about reposts despite the entire site being reposts of content from other sources.

I'm just keeping count because it flew over people's head the last two times too lol.

A repost is something that's been submitted to the site before. It has nothing to do with whether or not it's original content created by the user. Reddit was originally a social bookmarking site, intended for sharing and discussing content hosted elsewhere.

[–] VM_Abrantes@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

We have become exceedingly efficient at it.

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 5 points 1 day ago

Shadows confirm he's a dark mode chad

[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Like I understand the sentiment but I've got ADHD so the sentiment is bullshit for me.

[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have ADHD so when I get into reading I read a lot, but I haven't been able to focus on reading anything in like 4 years.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

This is uh...

Yea it's been exactly about 4 years since I put down my book to go to sleep and never picked it back up. Yes I have ADHD too.

And it was an interesting book! It was a Discworld book and I've heard it's one of the funniest ones.

[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

I got up to book 11 of The Wheel of Time. ADHD is truly torture.

[–] es_eskaliert@feddit.org 182 points 2 days ago (20 children)
[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 50 points 2 days ago

It's me at different times of the day.

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[–] whereitsat@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

this is a nuanced topic. as much as this meme is trying to be intelligent, it's just as dumb as what it's critiquing.

you learn to think from books, but film and TV exercises that thinking. in film you'll find symbolism and metaphor and meaning, intentional or not.

being able to extract that is intelligence, not raw facts. americans love to boast about how educated they are and about the virtues of education, but why are there millions of users of goodreads and letterboxd and few can write a coherent paragraph about a book they read or a film they watched?

it's because of this type of braindead thinking--it's all about imagination!!! imagination is great, but it's really about thinking; it's about not being stuck in thought patterns that lead nowhere.

[–] nightlily@leminal.space 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes the symbolism in One Man, One Jar cannot be denied.

[–] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

And each one a symbol of the other. Perhaps we are all just broken vessels.

[–] HatchetHaro@pawb.social 6 points 1 day ago

yall are missing the edit on top of the original boomer humour LOL

[–] blackouttripleseven@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 64 points 2 days ago (13 children)

I’m just wondering why that kid’s watching a guy drop a deuce

[–] cheeseburger@lemmy.ca 49 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Much worse, it looks like he's watching 1 guy 1 cup... 🫥

[–] M137@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

How the fuck did you manage to get that wrong?

[–] cheeseburger@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

It's also known as "1 guy 1 cup" as a play on "2 girls 1 cup"; I suggest you look that one up next.

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I confidently quoted the Pulp Fiction bible verse to Ephesians once.

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[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 day ago

when i first saw this meme i thought the left one was a dark fountain from deltarune lol

I mean they do represent fiction

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