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[–] Koenig2005@feddit.org 26 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The most important details being the air vent and the fan

[–] starik@lemmy.today 7 points 4 days ago

Can you imagine the stench?

[–] BucketBong@p.hobo.social 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I wonder if he new he was on a different plane.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I wonder if they persuaded him with fear, or just kicked his ass and stuffed him in there

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 23 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Are you kidding?

He's afraid of everything

He knows that he's a failure. He knows that he's weak. He knows that the people he desperately craves the approval of sneer at him. He knows that his parents thought he was an idiot. He knows that his daughter (the one he can remember) didn't actually want him to fuck her

He's angry all the time because he's afraid

[–] 13igTyme@piefed.social 6 points 4 days ago

I don't know. I think at this point combined with his narcissism and dementia, there's a good chance he fully believes his own bullshit.

[–] AgentSeven@lemmy.zip 11 points 4 days ago

My favorite thing I've heard this news cycle is that Karoline Leavitt was on that plane. lol

The truth is since returning to the White House after the birth of my daughter, I have felt in my heart that I cannot be the best mom my two young children deserve while devoting the constant time, energy, and attention required of the White House Press Secretary

So we can be certain that's not the reason.

[–] kokesh@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

I guess that container is no longer fit for food anymore. It stinks of old man diarrhea.

Keep em coming, trump-saddam mixups are great!

[–] redbrick@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago
[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 3 days ago

Maybe he was only hiding in there eating snacks and accidentally got relocated. We don't know, but we know he likes snacks.

[–] DupaCycki@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

This old, bloated piece of shit lightheartedily signs death warrants for defenseless children, and this is how he acts in the face of the slightest danger.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 days ago
[–] BigBrownBeaver@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

There's now way he can drive with that thing till USA

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 days ago

If officials from Turkey are to be believed, the whole diversion ploy was for nothing. It was a ruse by Netanyahu to interfere with negotiations.

Trump keeps getting played on the international stage like a big ol' bassoon.

[–] corbindallas@fedinsfw.app 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

no one considered filling his compartment with co2?

[–] modus@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

It's already full of methane.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] modus@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

They snuck el Cheeto off his plane in a catering cargo container.