Sleeping is a genuine talent of mine. I can fall asleep in any situation, on command. I usually get an uninterrupted 8 hours of sleep and I awaken fully rested every morning
this post was submitted on 11 Aug 2026
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that's a damn superpower! wow
You are now my sworn enemy and arch nemesis, for I am... Doesn'tsleepparticularlywellnorfeelsrestedman!
So Army or Marines?
Neither lmao I'm just a very strong sleeper
Can someone explain the joke to a poor, contextless lad?
it's a video, if you're confused you might be thinking it's a still image
It doesn't play on my phone...
Change your phone.
Jokes aside which app are you on? Voyager is able to play the videos
Boost for Lemmy. Maybe i should give voyager a go then...
Edit, yeah, this shit is cooler. Thanks
Edit edit: one thing I'm missing is the quick share, i want 1 tap share function, any help?
Jerboa is a good app as well. Very clean and minimal.
At first it looks like she wants to show off her muscles but then she unexpectedly goes to sleep instead. This subversion of expectation might be percieved as humorous by some bipedal, carbon derived lifeforms.
hey, i may be bipedal, and be carbon deprived, but I'm certainly not the other thing you said i kind of lost track of this sentence sorry.
Thanks chatgpt
You are more than welcome! If you have any more questions regarding this or any other topic, do not hesitate to ask – I will do my best to help you.
I'm good. Thanks though.
Not sure, but i get it as they seem to make some kind of muscle flex first, but then go for a nap. Like, you expect an actual little talent, and instead their talent is sleeping quickly (which could be considered a talent tbf)
My daughter used to fake exercise then “lay down and go to sleep” when she was little, it always cracked me up, this reminded me of her 🤍 made me happy
c/unbgbciivchidciicbg
What is very cool?
It's actually "unbgbbivchidctiicbg".
Oops missed a b
But I have to question the use of "it's" in an abbreviation. (bihtqtuo"i"iaa)