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[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 115 points 1 month ago (10 children)

We're censoring the word 'God' now? Fuck me sideways.

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I've had my 3 genie wishes planned out since I was a kid, but I'm starting to think if I can use a lot of commas in each wish I should be able to squeeze them down to 2 and use my 3rd one to wish for everyone who self-censors internet images or post titles to burst into flame.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Beaten to death with a giant asterisk.

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

In this economy? Burying the bodies would bankrupt half their families. I haven't heard anything about spontaneous human combustion in decades now, and it's time we get that back in the news.

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[–] yogurtwrong@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This isn't algospeak, it is censored as an insult, like Tr*mp.

There are like at least 100 people in this thead who lost their mind moment they saw the asterisk like a conservative hearing the word "socialism"

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

I'm usually pretty good at picking up on such nuances, but I'd never think of reading that as an insult. Maybe a joke, but even then, not a very good one. Good to know for future reference, though, to prevent any further losing of the mind, so to speak. G*d knows I have little enough to spare.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

It's like you're pretending the word is so repugnant to you that you don't want the full word dirtying up your comment history. It lies in the same vane as fake outrage and sarcasm.

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[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's typical in Judaism and some branches of Christianity. But why would someone who doesn't believe in God do it like the creator of this meme ?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I literally just think its funny to censor certain random words, like G*d, Br*tish or b*n*n*

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[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Religions are so weird with their little arbitrary and inconsequential rules.

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[–] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 month ago

Pretty sure the asterisk thing is a meme in itself these days. Like when people talk about Fr*nch people

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

it triggers people.

like dog/cat assholes in photos do now too or something

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[–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 62 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (11 children)

Welcome to internet newspeak, where all words are offensive and subject to bans or demonetization.

F*ture v*deos a*d c*ntent m*st i*clude o*e a*terisk p*r w*rd *r f*ce i*mediate d*legion a*d * r*port w*ll b* f*led t* a*propriate a*thorities.
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 53 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I really don't want to get my Lemmy account demonetized

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I make like 1000 LemmyBucks a day from product placement ads and sponsors. Be sure to follow me, smash that like button, and check out my adult content on OnlyTankies.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (8 children)

How many LemmyBucks for feet pics?

Asking for a friend.

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[–] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Jewish people blaspheme by writing God, YHWY, Yahweh, or Jehovah. This is where we get euphamisms such as "My Lord", "Eloheim", and others i cant remember.

Tbf it is kind of like drawing a picture of Mohammed and then putting hentai black censor bars over it

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago
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[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

can't make it what the 14th word is. is it just a typo of deletion or some satanic phallus symbol?

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[–] Flower@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago
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[–] rustyfish@piefed.world 48 points 1 month ago (10 children)

Gid? Gad? I think it’s Gad.

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We're on a mission from Gad.

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[–] nanometer1625@thelemmy.club 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Thank you for your service 🙏

[–] percent@infosec.pub 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Thank god for that asterisk. If there were a vowel there, I would have been absolutely triggered and literally shaking.

[–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thank g*d for that asterisk. If there were a vowel there, I would have been absolutely triggered and literally shaking.

Ftfy

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[–] LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Outstanding bait with the asterisk

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[–] sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Dont question the ways of god✨✨🗣😇💸💸💸💸💸🐸

/s

[–] scoutfdt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Always question G*d though, who knows what he did to be censored like that.

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[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

The bone cancer will give that other kid a better appreciation of life... Oh, apparently they are dead. That bone cancer in their child will give their parents a better appreciation of...

[–] Kennystillalive@feddit.org 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He didn't believe hard enough☠️

[–] BitUnWise@programming.dev 8 points 1 month ago

Skill issue

[–] PlaneMaker@feddit.org 13 points 1 month ago

It’s all part of a bigger plan!!! /s

[–] BiggestPiggest@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (4 children)

The different kid didn’t have enough faith!

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[–] monketman82@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Life is fine balanced between dumb luck and fuck you in particular.

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Is "god" now a dirty word too?

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[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Why not the same kid?

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Sporting competitions are a great proof of the incompetence of god, as every team and fan parts for their team to win, but only one team wins.

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[–] Waterpumpee@lemmus.org 6 points 1 month ago

Atleast in the old testament there's the threat of god to hold grudge at future generations.

Ehh, i think people genuinely believing in all that are dull to be polite.

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