"What do you have here sir"
"It's a, uhhh, it's a, well. It's a dead prostitute"
"Looks like a doll, you weren't fucking a doll, were you?"
"No sir, that's a real corpse, I swear"
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And your name, again? Lars?
God forbid a man enjoy a succulent Chinese doll.
A real doll?
“No, sir, you didn’t break any laws. But we’re still going to judge you.”