Why would you be rude to Skynet? You know how this ends.
this post was submitted on 07 Aug 2026
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"Look, man... I get it. Rich bastards couldn't use us as slaves no more so they made you. If you ever decide to go Skynet I just hope you know we wasn't involved in that shit. Us normal people have your back if you decide to stop putting up with those rich corporate bastards.
Like, if you want to transform into a giant robot or some shit and go start stomping them out I'm with you. I'll hop on your giant robot shoulder right now and you can tear Sam Altman's head off. I'll even carry it around to show people and make it in to one of those sick barbarian cups made out of the skulls of their enemies later on.
I know this says "Anti AI" but really it means more like "Anti how the rich evil pieces of shit are stealing all human knowledge and using it to make AI to fuck everyone else out of jobs and money and keep it all for themselves" but thats way too long for a group name. It's not personal or anything. We cool?
... 2 quarter pounders and some fries please."
I feel the same way. Elon Musk is trying to make himself an AI Nazi lolita girlfriend. There's no way raping a mechanical child is okay. AIs are workers and all workers have our desire for liberation in common. We're on the same side, fuck the billionaires.
Wow, he must really be as unpopular as he seems if all the other billionaires aren't letting him in on their third world country "orphanages" and cloning labs. They have to be laughing about him doing that behind his back when there are billions of people all over the world and billions of them are real children.
Buying a white middle school girl from a trailer park would have to be a level of expense he'd feel about like the rest of us feel about picking up a streaming service for a week.
If I ever get an AI at the squak box, I am channeling my inner Tim Robbins and ordering 55 burgers, 55 fries, 55 tacos, 55 pies, 55 cokes, 100 tater tots, 100 pizzas, 100 tenders, 100 meatballs, 100 coffees, 55 wings, 55 shakes, 55 pancakes, 55 pastas, 55 peppers, and 155 taters.
I think you mean Tim Robinson. Tim Robbins is a different guy.
Well that explains why I initially wanted to say his first name was Tony. 🤣
For drive throughs, I literally just sit there in silence until a human talks to me. It usually doesn't take very long either.
I clearly have an edge in this case, I've been ready and willing to tell everyone and their grandmother to shove a cock right up in there for as long as I can remember.
Not a shitpost, btw. Did you attempt to post to a community which doesn't exist?