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If you hadn’t posted it, I was going to.
Steam the what? STEAM THE WHAT?!
Steam the hams, obviously.
It is forbidden knowledge. Ask about it no more!
"If a PIECE will fascinate her..."
I’m not a woman, but I will admit that giving me cheese gets you my full attention, if not outright devotion.
Does it have to be name brand rue, or can I use the generic store brand?
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Legendary lineup i just got
If she doesn't want him I'll take him, cheese is one of the ways to my heart.
He's got the right idea honestly.
Cheese is expensive af. And tasty!
Add jam or dulce de leche and the combo becomes a thing of dreams 🤤
Add a piece of dark chocolate with chili pepper, everyone looks at you funny when you suggest it, but it's always the combo they make for themselves afterwards.
Guava jam, salami and provolone also go fantastic together. They hit the stomach like a bomb the first time, but it's easy to get used to too.
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Does your sister live in Stardew Valley?
I showed my wife this. Asked her what if I gifted her a wheel of cheese for our anniversary.
She said she would remarry me. But it would depend on the kind of cheese.
An aged cheese the age of your anniversary would be a cool gift. But it would get very expensive very fast
When I worked in telecom, suppkier would always send candy or other crap by Christmas time. One supplier sent me a wheel if cheddar. Still remember this 15 years later. But I've forgotten every other supplier
I would 100% prefer getting potatoes and/or cheese instead of flowers. I don't like getting flowers.
How about these flowers?
It's like 3 minutes if "aww they're so pretty" and then a week or two of watching them die
I'd be ok with a flowering plant, something I can put in a pot or the garden and it'll live.
He can afford to feed her. Clearly a catch.
...people always like to forget, how much in love relies on instinct.
I'm a guy, and I generally go commando, but lemme tell you, panties would materialize on me just so they could drop
And just like that… late stage capitalist society winds back at hunter/gatherer tribal norms.
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I plant the potatoes and wait until they flower out of spite.
(well, more accurately, because I have a small farm, but still some spite).
Damn thats not a cheap wheel of cheese. Date #2 on the table... next to the cheese
Yeah flowers can be like 8-30€. That wheel of cheese is worth a whole fortune. A kg of really cheap cheese already goes for like 10€/kg.
My wife ordered it cheese -> potatoes -> flowers
Now that's a keeper.
Marriage material. Cheese is my love language.
Ah, young romance. Actually, it's a good strategy to find out if she can cook. You'll never be sorry you married a good cook.
Reminds me of that high dude who bought 40 pounds of parmesan because it was mistakenly labeled as dirt cheap.
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Back in the days when men used to try to charm me with flowers, I remained polite & grateful on the surface but LIVID on the inside because
If he really loved me he'd think about what things I actually need/want, and spend that precious money on something useful & thoughtful. Flowers are so ridiculously EXPENSIVE & USELESS then they DIE, so men who buy flowers are either wealthy & stupid, or poor & stupid. Financially irresponsible.
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Bro have you seen the price of cheese these days ? I almost felt like crying in front of the pitiful slice of comté costing 38€/kg in the store's fridge yesterday.
(Though this screenshot is a few years older than the inflation spike)
Yeah I am going with the person who likes potatoes
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