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[–] OddMinus1@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I have no idea what Tesseract is, but I'm a bit annoyed that I'm not on the list. What do I need to do?

i think it's over, frankly

[–] El_Scapacabra@lemmy.zip 41 points 1 week ago (2 children)

No, I'M banned on Tesseract and so is my wife!

This is the People's Frontend of Judea, not the Judean People's Frontend

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I also choose this guys banned wife.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You banned another guy's wife?!

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't worry, he's into that sort of thing.

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[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This one time, at banned camp

[–] jim_v@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I threw a fit and got fussy.

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Oh yeah? We're you too woke? Did you suggest that trans people and immigrants deserve human rights? Did you imply that fascism or genocide is bad?

Or maybe you just enjoyed that the voices of people that did were silenced in secret?

[–] jim_v@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Nah, I just thought it sounded like "I stuck a flute in my pussy."

And I know the tesseract person threw a fit and got fussy.

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[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The Tesseract dev turned me into a newt!

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean I rather liked it actually.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

No, I'm banned on Tesseract.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

That's actually hilarious. Please tell me it's actually 3D printed and not AI.

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I thought I'd seen the post for this, but this is the person selling them for a buck fifty.

Or if you have your own 3D printer, posted the design too.

[–] aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

I am not confident AI would be able to so authentically recreate fdm 3d printer defects. Looks rather real to me.

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Ah shit it's it Solipsism Saturday again isn't it

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It would actually be quite interesting to see what Lemmy looks like with this list in place, it will probably just be Lady Butterfly and a handful of others. He even banned Violet.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (4 children)

How did lady butterfly not get banned? She posts LGBT and feminist stuff.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

I guess she was mild enough that she didn't piss him off?

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 week ago

I assume only those who the dev ran into got banned.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Certain communities he banned entirely so maybe she just posts to banned communites? (What happened to quokka and definetelynotJessica, I believe)

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[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

I'm not banned on Tesseract, because I'm a big dick and the Tesseract dev loves big dicks.

[–] kirisamemarisa@lemmy.eco.br 14 points 1 week ago

i'm not (yet)

but i did get a downvote from the tesseract dev

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yes, me too, but the list is so long almost every active user is on it.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 14 points 1 week ago

Yeah, the blocking seems pretty indiscriminate. Even I'm blocked, and I'm the sweetest, most innocent little dope-smoking bunny on the Fediverse!

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[–] pH3ra@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Did someone backup the list?
I just got back from a 2-week holiday and missed the event, now it has been taken down and I'm dying of curiosity.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yay, I'm on there. I was worried for a second.

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[–] nullspace@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Old and busted: Reddit bans

New hotness: Tesseract bans

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Okay, but have you considered:

🐸🐸🐸

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not even once. No shell, feet don't march, no tail bump. Not interested.

🐢

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

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[–] Fishnoodle@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm banned, and my OG account is banned with a:regex entry!

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[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yep

I assume it's because I despise Zionists, would happily see every conservative burn and look forward to the fall of the US (once I get my fiancée out of there)

[–] littletranspunk@lemmus.org 8 points 1 week ago

In case I'm not banned on tessaract (spelling?) I hate zionists as well and conservatives have been the worst in the US and for the US since the beginning

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Yep! (And proud of the distinction)

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