"DAMN fine coffee...and HOT"
Microblog Memes
A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.
Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.
RULES:
- Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
- Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
- You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
- Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
- Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
- Absolutely no NSFL content.
- Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
- No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.
RELATED COMMUNITIES:
"I know who killed Laura Palmer..."
Why are there 2 forks is he planning to eat double handed
theyre actually on a cute FBI agent date and theyre going to share the pie with their partner
Well then they’re missing the second mug
Their partner's already drinking that
You never shared a cup of coffe before?
Not with an fbi agent
There are two lodges
And why are the handles a different shape?
I actually want to say it's a fork and knife and that's the shadow of the tines but the light source doesn't seem to agree.
FBI agent has a big day. No time to screw around.
they got a cherry pie that'll kill ya!
You know... that's, excuse me, a DAMN fine cup of coffee

All that's missing is a cigarette.
Thank you Norma.
Black and piping hot
"Big things happen in big places, and the sooner I file my report, the sooner I can get back to them."
I don’t know if I ever ate breakfast as much as I did when I was working cases. Hell, it was so common, watching Supernatural brought back breakfast PTSD, whenever they ate in cafes.
She's dead! Wrapped in plastic!
There was a fish in the percolator!
Small town? FBI? That pie needs a slice a cheese.
On a berry pie? Cheese is for apple. But I agree we need some dairy here. Ice cream or whip cream, or a glass of milk since he likes black coffee.
Unless lactose intolerant of course, then they have my pity.
Lactose intolerance will not stop me and my love of ice cream on pie.
I HEARD THAT!
Misogynist remark to the waitress, and her sassy comeback that lets him know she's interested, but won't be objectified.
Gordon Cole voice This is REAL gold cooper
Massive, massive quantities!
Also reminiscent of Supernatural.