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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
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[–] bluespin@lemmy.world 55 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"DAMN fine coffee...and HOT"

[–] the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

"I know who killed Laura Palmer..."

[–] sfxrlz@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Why are there 2 forks is he planning to eat double handed

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

theyre actually on a cute FBI agent date and theyre going to share the pie with their partner

[–] sfxrlz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Well then they’re missing the second mug

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago

Their partner's already drinking that

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You never shared a cup of coffe before?

[–] sfxrlz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Not with an fbi agent

[–] Townlately@feddit.nl 6 points 1 month ago

There are two lodges

[–] webp@mander.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

And why are the handles a different shape?

[–] timbuck2themoon@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

I actually want to say it's a fork and knife and that's the shadow of the tines but the light source doesn't seem to agree.

[–] pebbles@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

FBI agent has a big day. No time to screw around.

[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

they got a cherry pie that'll kill ya!

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 7 points 1 month ago

You know... that's, excuse me, a DAMN fine cup of coffee

[–] darthsundhaft@piefed.social 10 points 1 month ago
[–] tigermountain@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

All that's missing is a cigarette.

[–] frunch@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

She's just off-camera, getting a look at that cute FBI agent

[–] phase@lemmy.8th.world 1 points 1 month ago

The FBI agent smiles back. She knows her too well.

[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

Thank you Norma.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Black and piping hot

[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

"Big things happen in big places, and the sooner I file my report, the sooner I can get back to them."

[–] OberonSwanson@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

I don’t know if I ever ate breakfast as much as I did when I was working cases. Hell, it was so common, watching Supernatural brought back breakfast PTSD, whenever they ate in cafes.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

She's dead! Wrapped in plastic!

[–] J92@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

There was a fish in the percolator!

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Small town? FBI? That pie needs a slice a cheese.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

On a berry pie? Cheese is for apple. But I agree we need some dairy here. Ice cream or whip cream, or a glass of milk since he likes black coffee.

Unless lactose intolerant of course, then they have my pity.

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Lactose intolerance will not stop me and my love of ice cream on pie.

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I HEARD THAT!

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Misogynist remark to the waitress, and her sassy comeback that lets him know she's interested, but won't be objectified.

[–] ellypny@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Gordon Cole voice This is REAL gold cooper

[–] leraje@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Massive, massive quantities!

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 1 points 1 month ago

Also reminiscent of Supernatural.