I just want to eat peyote and talk to a coyote that sounds like Johnny Cash.
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You have to eat chili made with the Guatemalan insanity pepper to do that.
Are these peppers grown deep in the jungle primeval by the inmates of Guatemalan insane asylum?
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For me it was an immersion blender
I hella want one of those, myself.
And the pasta making attachments for my KitchenAid.
The immersion blender changes things.
Hopefully it changes them from a loose collection of ingredients into an emulsification.
Once you make your own mayo there's no going back.
The what now? Is that some american thing?
An immersion blender? Maybe 🤷♂️, but apparently it was invented in Switzerland.
It’s also called a stick blender. It’s a wand with a small spinning blade on the end. You put it into the food to blend it instead of putting the food into a blender. You can blend hot soup right in the pot, emulsify sauces and spreads, froth milk, make smoothies, etc. Since you can move the stick around, it handles thicker blends that would stick to the sides of a conventional blender.
Ooooh THAT thing. Couldn't make anything of the name. In hindsight, it makes sense...
Wife: An air fryer? I thought you said you were going to the desert?
Me: no, I’m going to the desert, on drugs. I can’t cook there!
Wife: yeah, well, I’m stoned and going to target. I guess I can’t buy your air fryer there either, asshole
Learn to manage your expectations.