this post was submitted on 27 Jul 2026
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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1. Be Respectful


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Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

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-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

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-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

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Don't tell me what to do.

Context: "rule: post before leaving"

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[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 95 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Believe it or not, not banned by Tesseract.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Blahaj as a whole was blocked.

[–] fushuan@piefed.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 month ago

Oooh, thanks, I was sad my name wasn't there. You kinda made my hour haha.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] felsiq@piefed.zip 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

!196@lemmy.blahaj.zone is tho, which I think is what they meant

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago

It is what I meant, yes. Thank you!

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[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 42 points 1 month ago

I'm not angry....just disappointed...

[–] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 1 month ago

Wait, that's illegal.

[–] burgermeister@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] burgermeister@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think you have your heroes confused: Dean Cain played Superman, Sigourney Weaver was in Alien.

[–] burgermeister@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm not sure whether to Believe It Or Not!

[–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

George isn’t at home - please leave a message at the beep.

[–] snoons@piefed.ca 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Not hatsune miku! Jungkook save us!

[–] Gormadt@slrpnk.net 19 points 1 month ago
[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago

how DARE you D:

[–] Aquila@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago

Yes… mods this one right here

[–] Dogiedog64@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Mods, get him, you know what to do.

[–] Janx@piefed.social 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Not a big deal to most, but I was so annoyed by almost every post in my feed being some stupid image that just said "rule", so 196 was one of the first and (and only) entire communities I blocked. Shitpost has much more worthwhile content!

[–] Fredthefishlord@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Janx@piefed.social 7 points 1 month ago

First off: how dare you.

[–] StellarExtract@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago

You broke the Rule!
...rule

[–] shweddy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The sub c/196 (and similarly, r/196) has a rule that you have to post before leaving the sub. OP didn't post on c/196, instead, posted here.

[–] snoons@piefed.ca 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You forgot to mention c/196 and c/196. Both are somewhat smaller than c/196 but are essentially the same comms.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

But those should not be confused with c/1960s

[–] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There is also c/onehundredninetysix

[–] snoons@piefed.ca 1 points 1 month ago

That's simply another name for c/196.

[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

Oh, thanks! Looks like another shitpost type community. I'll join. Lol

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

You should have posted this in c/196

[–] darkwing_duck@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I got banned for my one and only comment on there 🤣

[–] diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] darkwing_duck@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Explaining what freedom of religion does and does not entail.

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Holy shit you're horrible! How are you not in prison?

[–] finalarbiter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

They're misrepresenting what they said. The actual comment was an islamophobic tirade on a post about someone getting fired after asking for a break so they could pray in private.

After getting pissed off about the audacity of that person to ask for a break to pray and claiming that they were somehow imposing their religion on others in doing so, they said

Fuck muslims with a necrotic pork penis.

which is probably why they got banned.

[–] darkwing_duck@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That's a muslim-special addon, the "tirade" was generic and affects all religions equally.

Everyone gets breaks, asking for special treatment is where the line is drawn. Access to places others don't have access to is special treatment. If you want a prayer room you should find an employer willing to entertain your bullshit to their own detriment.

It's like a smoker asking for a special smoker break room. No, you get to go outside, buddy, yes, even in a blizzard.

[–] darkwing_duck@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I know, right? With the way things are going, that's probably in my future.

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

There are rules?

Uh oh...

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago

I'd have to post so much, despite being a moron.

Fuck that!

[–] solidheron@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Lol I pissed off 196 by telling them to look out for each other and to not praise kys posts

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