Reposting because it was removed from another comm earlier for the political content.
Jesus would upload to BitTorrent, just like how he multiplied bread and fish.
this post was submitted on 27 Jul 2026
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You say that as if liking copyleft isn't leftist.
This is my first time seeing that term, and that's pretty great.
The guy who first described the concept of FOSS is the same guy who popularized "copyleft". Although by his own admission he wasn't the one who first thought of the pun.
On one hand, glad you like it and congrats on being part of today's lucky 10,000.
On the other hand, I'm a bit dismayed that the concept remains so obscure that even somebody extensively on Lemmy hadn't heard of it. It's a fight for freedom and your comment shows we're losing harder than I realized.
It has a symbol too! See the F-Droid logo, or:
🄯
All Rights Reversed
Amazing... Haha
I think Richard Stallman talks about it if you read the philosophy of the GNU project
I thought "wait, how does the awesome Pickard Maneuver not already know that?"
But then I remembered instead to say
Congratulations!
You are one of today's lucky 1000.
I say 1000 rather than 10000 because I estimate only about 1/10 of the people I know know what copyleft is. Then again, I don't wasn't to assume you're American randomly.
I'm very surprised too. I'm on Lemmy a lot. I've been using Linux full-time for nearly a year now and learning about open source projects. Somehow that term has just slipped under my awareness until now.
Thinking about it, I came across the terminology when I was deciding what licence to use for a side project I was coding, and it was on the webpages telling me about various licences folks use for open source projects.
So I've only learned this term from looking at licensing from the other side of the table, so to speak, so I suspect that most people who aren't programmers wouldn't come across it because it's not even included in the text of most licences. It's a unifying concept, rather than a contract term.
It's always nice when I'm about to install some software and it says the name of a copyleft licence in aware of. When it says GPLv3 as the title, for example, I stop reading and say we're good to go.
Scholars have long been mystified by what Jesus (who famously did not leave any autobiographical writings) was writing on the ground with his finger in John 8:6. Turns out it was early code for an open-source network based storage option.
Getting all my apostles together to test middle-out compression. It's just coincidence that we're all men!
"Y'all aren't ready for this, but your great-great-great-great..."
By modern contexts Christ was a leader in a workers rebellion against colonial rule, who imbued it with a spiritual angle so profound that it very arguably destroyed or completely reformed the colonizer centuries after his execution.
And FOSS is overtly a leftist paradigm and way of thinking.
Yeah Jesus would have probably digged FOSS but what the heyo is this meme setup. You're just trolling with this.
Christ was a leader in a workers rebellion against colonial rule, who imbued it with a spiritual angle so profound that it very arguably destroyed or completely reformed the colonizer centuries after his execution.
Eh.... Tbh Jesus wasn't much of a political revolutionary, more of a cultural one. He did condemn the tyranny of gentiles, but also urged his followers to pay their taxes to rome and to obey their demands. Saying if a Roman asks you to carry something one mile, carry it for two instead.
It seems like he was just trying to keep under the Roman radar and worked more to change the culture of local Jewish communities.
Jesus would have probably digged FOSS
Probably wouldn't really care about technology very much unless it was being used to feed the poor. He'd probably be horrified how far we have progressed with technology, but are still failing to provide basic care for the needy.
Saying if a Roman asks you to carry something one mile, carry it for two instead.
This sounds like malicious compliance. What boss is happy if you put something down a mile from where they asked you to put it? That's a discussion in a 1:1 at least.
It was more of a "prove how strong you are even though they think you are weak, but do it in subversive and unexpected ways" thing, but I am jumbling five different religious traditions including one pagan together so take it with a grain of salt
I think it was more of a metaphor of getting them to subvert roman expectations. Romans thought of the Jewish people as very stubborn and independent, so when forcing them to do manual labor they would usually expect it to lead to confrontation.
Yeah I'm kind of joking-not-joking. I get that it's about going above and beyond to prove something, but it's still a silly example.
Actual Jesus if he were here today.
Yeah I don't know what to tell you, the last guy fucked up. Those crossmembers are structural and not up to code. We are going to have to completely tear out the old stuff and replace it with a new frame. And with the price of lumber these days, it's going to set you back a bit. Not to worry though, I've been a carpenter my whole life and people say I perform miracles. So we'll get you up to code in no time flat. Also please check my Etsy store, I do furniture in my off time and have one piece with this cross motif that would really tie this room together.
He literally mass produced food for a crowd and gave it away for free. Fucking conservatives haven't read their own manual, they just memorize some parts they like.
I swear that’s some “Hook (film)” bangerang storytelling.
Jesus believes in the "free beer" kind of free software
Jesus was a man who travelled through the land.
A hard working man and brave.
He said to the rich, "Give your goods to the poor."
And they laid Jesus Christ in his grave.
How in the world could people interpret him as being conservative?!
Many US Christians have no idea what the Bible says and rely entirely on what their pastor/priest tells them. They're shitty hateful people who wear Christianity as an identity instead of actually living by its teachings, and just assume their deity is just like them.
Eh, there's plenty of hateful teachings in the Christian Bible too though
Jesus was all about becoming ungovernable. He said to stop using money and avoid storehouses so the tax man will have nothing to easily take. To let go of the temples and leaders so they cannot be used as tools of control. To use the laws of the oppressor against them
I don't think Jesus would be generally pro FOSS, because it's primarily funded by and taken advantage of by corporations. He was a revolutionary, he'd probably be going around helping people live outside the system
I don’t think Jesus would be generally pro FOSS, because it’s primarily funded by and taken advantage of by corporations.
Geez, Picard Maneuver's comment was bad enough, but you just had to go and twist the knife!
At least copyleft-licensed (e.g. GPL), as opposed to permissively-licensed (e.g. BSD), Open Source software is about as anti-corporate as it's possible to get. That's why Apple switched from bash to zsh, for example: they wanted to get rid of the copyleft. It's also why stuff like Alpine Linux is a dangerous trend.
I think Jesus would be very fond of copyleft licensing, as it is specifically designed to withhold control from those who would exploit it and thus keep users ungovernable.
That's why I said generally...copy left is great, I totally support it. But it also has the issue that without corporate donations, it's hard for developers
Jesus's whole thing was breaking out of the system through community though. Why would he care about most software? He'd probably try to get people off screens to engage more with the people around them
I know nothing of Alpine linux. What is it that they're doing that would be a dangerous trend?
Alpine Linux swaps out GNU libc, GNU coreutils, and systemd for musl, BusyBox, and OpenRC, which have weaker licensing (MIT, GPLv2-only, and 2-clause BSD respectively, vs. GPLv3+ for the GNU stuff and LGPLv2.1+ for systemd). Part of the reason for it is to be lighter and smaller to be more useful for embedded systems and containers, but it also has the effect of making it more attractive to corporate exploitation.
In general, the more popular permissively-licensed stuff gets compared to strong-copyleft stuff, the easier it is for corporate bad actors to do things like TiVoize it or go closed-source entirely.
The software was already corporately exploited. Not much lost here. In fact, I would argue that BSD licensing keeps projects more free of corporate influence if started by hobbyists.
Corpo forks BSD/Apache/whatever software, doesn't publish source, nerds don't use it and look for the original, the end.
Corpo forks copyleft software, publishes releases on GutHib with literal zip files in the repo semi annually. Original maintainer gets taunted with "but the corpo one has feature X, the code is free, you should use it". If they don't merge it, they get labeled an egoist and people go use the corporate one. If they do merge it, eventually the entire project gets bloated and barely readable, is held together by @redhat.com patches, and eventually all development is just corporate decisions. There's no escape.
You know, we are all victims of it ourselves. I am using Firefox rn. There was little to no "conversion" as they started out corporate. They have patches merged from the Tor people for actual privacy, although removed from the settings because "meh, nobody would want that" (sponsors would disapprove). The privacy they are marketing for normies is a list of like 20 domains.
Yeah uh so we are very private by default, there's no google tracking but if a site loads an ad or a youtube embed there's google tracking, also we block embeds for privacy except specifically youtube.
It's all corporate decisions. While I don't use the specific variant(s) and didn't observe it, I once saw the Firefox home page on someone else's device. It was football stats followed by "sponsored links". I thought it was Edge for a second.
And there's no escape. Web pages are no longer actual pages oftentimes, they are fat blobs of 3 language conversions on top of each other targeting only the specific 3 (sometimes 2) big brand web browsers as the backend: Firefox, Chromium and Apple's Webkit fork. They are all corporate. The fat blob generators are also corporate.
He said to stop using money
"Render unto Caesar" seems to be the opposite. He said to stop owning shit.
He said to give up the coin they have and no longer use money between them. To share freely, so that Cesar couldn't extract tax income from them in any way
When the tax man shows up, you give them whatever they want and leave them frustrated. You return the coins you have to Cesar, and without stockpiles of goods the tax man would have to go house to house collecting random goods. You have no money to take, no grainary to take a portion of
An empire can't run off taking miscellaneous things from each pantry
Yeah the concept of coins was still a very political topic at the time. They were a relatively recent invention that completely changed how society interacted
... What? No they weren't
Anyways, it's not about coins, it's about taxes. Taxes can be collected in the form of currency or in bulk goods
If you don't have any coins or bulk storage, your community is not economically productive for whoever owns the territory. There's nothing to take
But infrastructure must me maintained anyways, an empire lives and dies on it's roads
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He would've been an alcoholic. Imagine reading the news today and being able to turn water into wine
I disagree. Jesús would say: I like elotes. You want some elotes? Food tastes better when you share it.
He converts C into Rust which is also 200% more efficient
The problem is, being omnipotent, he has intimate knowledge of every commercial product that has and will ever exist, so he automatically loses any lawsuit
No no, that's because he's omniscient (all-knowing).
Omnipotence (all-powerful) is why he wins every lawsuit despite having a legal disadvantage due to the omniscience you brought up originally.
But maybe he's into open source and just wants people to treat the authors better rather than port all their projects to a more memory-safe platform.
So, the third option changes the subject? Lol, what a joke.
he wouldn't have been an American-style MAGA conservative, that's for sure. "Let thy government abduct thy neighbors because they don't have paperwork" is hard to imagine him saying...
Arch Linuxxx !!!
you forgot the "btw"
He'd be in prison for insulting religious beliefs.