Vote for the Count not the Cunt: Vote Count Binface.
this post was submitted on 26 Jul 2026
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Just saying if we ever get rid of the monachy in favour of a president......
We need to do this here in America. Same with anti-vaxers.
Maybe he can be part time UK MP, part time US President? I'd vote for him, he could take trump easy, and no one knows exactly what the US democrats stand for lately.
Entirely appropriate.
When the world serves up clowns that don't realize they are clowns... retort, with a clown who does.
“Labour, Tories, Lib Dems and Greens: I demand you stand down in Clacton. I will be a unity candidate and pledge to build at least one affordable house."
Still one more than Farage or Fox would 🤷🏻
Thats a bit out of date. All the majot parties said 2 weeks ago they weren't going to dignify Nige's tantrum by standing, and they havent.
Count Binface is literally the most legitimate candidate opposing Farage. The other candidates are 20 odd independents plus the neonazi Laurence Fox
Thats a bit out of date. All the majot parties said 2 weeks ago they weren't going to dignify Nige's tantrum by standing, and they havent.
Actually, I'm pretty sure that he "ordered" them to stand down AFTER they had done so on their own 😁
nah, reform will teardown affordable houses that are already there. they will build negative affordable houses
Good point
As an American, god please elect this dude. It will be so funny and he literally cannot be any worse than the actual politicians running
I don't have much faith in the people of Clacton... there is a reason why Farage got elected there.... please may I be proven wrong.
Let's see a garbage can take out the trash in the USA too!
Woah now, that's Vermin Supreme's territory. We don't need a gang war
God doesn't elect people 🙄😒
Yeah, come to think of it, what has that git done for us recently?
Exactly as much as he's done for us long ago.
Provide convenient excuses for everything, from collecting alms to genocidal intercontinental warfare, you name it, god can be used as a pretext.
That's not FOR us, though, that's for others AGAINST us..
I was mostly referencing the crusades, but it's there, everywhere.
https://as.cornell.edu/news/end-times-rhetoric-us-military-didnt-infiltrate-was-invited
And not just in wars or suicidal terrorist attacks - people use it to normalise the most vile shit you could think of.
Seize the filthy unbeliever!
I've talked to these people, an electric drill couldn't get past that thick skull. Words mean nothing to them.
I humbly suggest a large does of LSD an hour before school starts, then a dose of Ecstasy at the beginning of the lesson.
It is very funny to me that idiot assholes can be chemically induced to experience ego death, and, sometimes, this results in them starting to form an actual conscience.
Its like a condition, with a potential cure.
It is a condition, or family of conditions. Normal brain development involves severing millioms of connections in the toddler's brain. Some people don't develop normally. LSD helps cut redundant connections.
Better than LSD is probably actively challenging your assumptions, and getting proper sleep.
That is unironically a good idea
Half of Binface's ideas seem to be unironically a good idea, and half seem to ironically be a good idea.
The hand dryer switches on every time you piss in that urinal. Excellent policy.
If it has to be by a correspondence course... Because sadly you don't want random adults around a bunch of teens and kids.
This would apply to enough people to justify separate schools for them.
That's what I was gonna say. You don't want the uk maga types in a room full of kids several hours a day.
Give them their own schools, but they still have to sit at desks and chairs the size corresponding to their year.
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I'd vote for that guy in a heartbeat
I'd vote for him even if he was running against reasonable, normal candidates.
Given who he's actually running against, there's absolutely no question. If he doesn't win, it's a travesty.
Take out the Trash, Bring in the Bin!
As much as I support this, the idea that a climate change denier would be capable of completing A level education is just unrealistic.
You should read-up on some of the things, outside their field of expertise, that have been believed by Nobel Prize winners.
Even big brain people can harbour tiny brain thoughts somewhere so it might be possible to get A’s in history, eng lit and a modern language whilst still being scientifically illiterate. Who knows?
There's something to be said for the idea that the more intelligent someone is, the better they are at rationalizing the things they believe.
That’s a good point that I’d never really considered before.
Then they can keep trying until they either pass or adjust their career expectations accordingly 🤷🏻
That's why they've got to start over from the beginning. Maybe by the time they get there, they'll have improved a bit.
Infinitely better than what the US has pretending to be government.
Similar for England, if not all the U.K.
I like this guy.
Yeah... Because the education system is so effective! We can for sure rely on it to make people smarter and not, for example, just churn out obedient, compliant workers for corporate machines.
Praise binface!
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