this post was submitted on 25 Jul 2026
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[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Kidney-sized bean

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The bean's even bigger than the can it came in on. Must be magical.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

ALL HAIL THE BEAN!!!

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 6 points 1 week ago

It's like when you buy a pillow, and it gets bigger after you unpack it.

[–] LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

It plumps when you cook it!

[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 7 points 1 week ago

Dam that looks good

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That reminds me of Large Bean. And with that, I now have a mild case of the jibblies.

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] FishFace@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago

Ah crap here they come again!

Man those black market kidneys are just all over the place these days

[–] Chick0nPlayz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think it must have been that bean I had for dinner.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

It fucken wimdy, but in your butt?

[–] tutter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Idk bro we love beans but there's something about the way the ai rendered that particular bean that makes me think of uncooked sausage + aborted fetus (with just a tiny sprinkling of amputation on top)

Which i can appreciate the same way i appreciate weens spinal meningitis for it's oddball nastyness, but you ain't gonna make me say it looks nice

Thing looks DISTURBING

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It’s not AI - it’s an actual bean made out of mashed up beans. See the text box for source. I think that’s what makes it so disturbing!

Edit: source here: https://tomanddylan.com/Big-Bean

[–] tutter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago

Aight now I'm just a straight up big fan and the ween analogy was way more spot on than anticipated. Kudos. So fucking cool they actually did it irl.

Also, i feel very vindicated in my initial feelings lol

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Mmmm, fucken tuck into that big boy! Live steam it, tell us how it tastes.

Are you on OnlyBeans?

[–] Olmai@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

That's what you eat in the tower that shares its name