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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 197 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Micro cosmology is a problem a majority of Americans live with. If they can't see it from their front porch it don't exist. That played a major factor in the current shitshow preloading in d.c.

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 58 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[–] demonmittenhands@lemmy.world 191 points 2 years ago (11 children)

Two weeks, huh? The US is around 3,000 miles from coast to coast, so that puts him over 200 miles skateboarding every single day... I'm not sure, but the person who didn't know mountains exist might be dumb.

[–] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 138 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Just go faster. I don't get it.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 105 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Paint the skateboard red if you have to.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 55 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Add a stripe. Maybe some speed holes.

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[–] Zron@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago

200miles/8hours of skating straight means an average speed of 25 miles an hour.

Ambitious, considering the average speed of a skateboarder is closer to 10 miles an hour, but it could be possible if he was extremely fit, had unbreakable bones, and the US was a flat plane for 3000 miles like this guy thought.

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[–] aramis87@fedia.io 129 points 2 years ago (9 children)

Apparently, Chad Caruso set the Guinness world record as the first person to skateboard across America in 2023, from Venice Beach to Virginia Beach. It took him 57 days to cover 3,162 miles, adventure adventure of 55 miles a day.

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 70 points 2 years ago (3 children)
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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 79 points 2 years ago (7 children)

One change of clothes for a 2-week trip... now that's a man's man!

[–] fuck_u_spez_in_particular@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I mean it's not extremely far off compared to Ultralight hiking, you can still be hygienic (like often washing clothes), of course though you're not winning parfume contests along the way... It's a tradeoff to make compared to having a lot of uncomfortable weight to carry around.

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[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 75 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Almost certain they were playing it up and this is satire, sorry to spoil everyone’s fun. https://www.instagram.com/jaayfilms They started again on September 30 this year and are now in Missouri. If these content creators are good at one thing it’s creating a compelling narrative and this guy did it by getting himself called illiterate.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 40 points 2 years ago

Oh shit, he’s in the home state of illiteracy now

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[–] YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca 68 points 2 years ago (2 children)

“If Forrest Gump can do it, so can I”

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 53 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Gump didn't even have a skateboard

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[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 49 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

I met a guy like that in the 90's except he was on a lot of LSD and was making his way around the world. IDK if that was true but my buddy picked him up one night and we had a party with him and he cut his dreads off and burned them so a witch wouldn't get them. Good times!

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[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 45 points 2 years ago (6 children)

How does he use IG?

Assuming its not a parody.

[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 82 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You'd be surprised how functional the illiterate can be.

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 57 points 2 years ago (9 children)

When I first moved to Japan, I had to use lots of websites that used untranslatable images (not text, like png or whatever and google lens was not a thing). I got help a few times and memorized what clicking on an area did more than even what the image was (which would change sometimes). This is how I got by with ATMs and various websites for quite a while. It works until something changes. Today, screen readers, google lens, and other things exist to help as well.

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[–] Gimpydude@lemmynsfw.com 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah, just look at Trump. Functional illiteracy is a real thing in the US.

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[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 41 points 2 years ago (12 children)

Does he have learning disabilities? How does someone with so much motivation not learn to read

[–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 40 points 2 years ago (16 children)

Most likely functionally illiterate and not 100% "I can't read," but I've overestimated instagrammers before

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[–] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 38 points 2 years ago (10 children)

It is easy to have motivation to skateboard across america when you don't have enough education to understand what doing that means.

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[–] Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I feel like a longboard would be better for this.

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[–] Freefall@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That voter is gonna learn some stuff.

I was not surprised by the presence of a giant cross necklace.

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[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago

Well, if you're following him, did you bring more clothes? Maybe you can lend him some.

[–] Infomatics90@lemmy.ca 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not sure he does.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago (5 children)

How many skateboard wheels are needed for a 3000 mile trip?

[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 38 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Not many sites seem to deal in distance when talking about replacing skateboard wheels, but I was able to find this:

https://skateboardscan.com/skateboard-wheels-last/

So according to that he'd need 10-30 sets of skateboard wheels to cross the country.

Of course if you're just riding on the side of highways in a straight line forever you could probably get a little more out of them since you're not doing any precision work or tricks.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 31 points 2 years ago

Chad Caruso did it last year using just one set of wheels. New record too (57 days).

https://www.jenkemmag.com/home/2023/05/22/how-chad-caruso-skated-across-america/

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[–] xyz1195@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago (17 children)

That guys vote counts the same as yours. Just saying.

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