this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 138 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Just go faster. I don't get it.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 105 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Paint the skateboard red if you have to.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 55 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Add a stripe. Maybe some speed holes.

[–] variants@possumpat.io 21 points 1 year ago

he should have invest in a big red firework like the coyote

[–] Redfox8@mander.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

Go faster stripes FTW!

[–] kyle@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago

Add a lightning bolt. Kachow!

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Paint a tunnel on the side of the mountain. Easy.

[–] Denjin@lemmings.world 3 points 1 year ago
[–] grandkaiser@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Paint it yella to make it shootyer

[–] Pips@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 1 year ago

"I'm crouching as hard as I can!”