So that's what goes on their roast beef sandwiches... 🤔
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I wholeheartedly believe that any parent that circumcised their kids should be charged with felony level child abuse.
You're mutilating an infant for aesthetical purposes.
If the idea of female genital mutilation sounds deplorable yet you don't mind circumcision you're fucked in the head and need put in a mental facility.
Pro-dickchop lunatics always come with the most outrageous arguments to defend it. HURRr it’s more hygenic, ok better cut off my fucking eyelids because there’s crusty shit under em’ in the morning. HURRr you might get complications later in life, ok guess I’d better kill myself in case I die.
Please.
Am circumsized haven't washed my penis in years
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Arby's is not the right venue for this protest.
May I suggest the Silent Hill 4 Wikia?
Thought this dude had a doug dimmidome hat for a hot second
but seriously, circumcision is an absolutely pointless stupid bullshit stone age "tradition" that should have gone away thousands of years ago. why the fuck is this shit still even a thing?
While I tend to agree, it's ~~absolutely~~ mostly pointless.
I have an elderly friend that had to get a late circumcision around age 65 or so, as well as have a cyst removed from the head of his penis..
There are valid medical reasons, but tradition/religious reasons are indeed bullshit.
the difference is that your friend's situation was a medical treatment, and it was voluntary
making that sort of permanent decision for your newborn infant is what's bullshit
Agreed
Well, just like with bloodletting, there’s a limited medical use for it nowadays.
However , the simple traditional chop chopchopping still has biblical meaning.
I don't even have a dick and I'm offended you would cut allusions to your favorite shitty book into someone else's penis without their consent. Do you not understand how profoundly fucking sick that is? Christianity is a disease.
Like if I knocked you out or found you passed out drunk then used a laser to burn the phrase 'mostly harmless' into your genitals in a way that would leave a life long scar, I'd get quite a kick out of it, and it has so many layers of meaning in reference to a shitty mess of a book I read a bunch as a kid. So it's fine to do. Honestly if we ever meet I'm doing this.
i wasn't arguing that it didn't have "biblical meaning," i'm saying the "biblical meaning" is absolute fucking bullshit
and yes, it follows that i'm calling the bible bullshit, which it is
i wouldn't be mad about it if it weren't wrecking so many innocent lives
OK I agree with the point he's making. But wow, THIS is the issue he's taking up?
This is bad solidarity. Each of us takes up the issues that matter to us, and we support eachother's causes as we're able.
I'm glad people were more supportive than you when female genital mutilation was initially banned, and I hope the effort of people like this succeeds in banning male genital mutilation the same way.
Whatever issue you think should be fought, I hope it's progressive and good and you get the support you need to see it through.
Gotta believe in something. I'm just glad it's a good thing.
I mean, he's right.
Is there some context for those of us who didn't default to USA during the birthplace lottery that makes this a funny meme?
It's the juxtaposition with the Arby's in the background (a fast food chain) and their "we have the meats" motto.
The implication here being that the foreskins are the meats.
The period pants were a bold choice
Somewhat common for people protesting circumcision. I remember a small group of people dressed similarly at my college a long time ago.
Based Arby's guy.
I should go get a meat mountain, hold the foreskin.
Wow, remember seeing these guys on Tosh.0 nearly 5ish years ago, surprised the movement is still going.