Is that "cellar" built on the beach? I'm no structural engineer, but that don't sound right.
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its an artisanal cellar.
Once you add the underwater airlock in preparation for rising sea levels, it'll no longer be an issue.
Once the underwater airlock becomes a full-time essential feature, you'll get to test whether you properly installed explosive decompression preventions at high tide.
After that, you only have to worry about how much of your sand and bedrock the currents wash away.
Well you have to build your apocalypse bunker compound in a scenic area with a beautiful view, otherwise what's the point?
They are trying to sell a Shell out of Plastic which you burry in the ground
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How are you supposed to add AI to it without electricity?
The idea was made by chatGPT, of course
Lmao apocalypse proof, except he built it on the beach so even a little bit of global warming would flood it right away. Apocalypse proof, except for that one actual apocalypse we have confirmed is in progress right now.
This has to be a photoshop. The water table at the beach is the same level as the surface of the ocean, so usually somewhere between a few centimeters to a meter.
Yeah obviously this is fake as fuck. It's the perfect tech bro invention in that it's dumb and flawed in every way and also already exists but better for a very long time.
It isn't even good photoshop, the angles are all wrong. Like is it in the side of a hill? But it looks like it's on flat ground? It makes no sense.
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Yeah this thing would be floating with all that buoyancy
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tech bros have entered the classical era
Please don't mention anything even remotely related to Civ on this site for the next few days. I have too much to do.
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50º? holy shit cellar in hell?
10 °C for us normal people.
A 50 °C hot cellar would be so deep, one should be careful not to awake the Balrog.
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Its in Fahrenheit because any idea this stupid could only be marketed to Americans.
It's Icelandic.
Surprised it isn't called a Ground Pod.
Only if they rent it for $900 per month and list it as a single bedroom with access to subway
Negative Altitude Produce Storage Facility
NAPSF?
needs work.
Hmmmmm...
Cool Enclosed Longterm Lettuce And Root Preserver, Organic Dimension
CELLARPOD
still needs work.
NAPH-THA.
Negative Altitude Produce Housing - Themally Held Atmosphere
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That's not cold enough to preserve food.
Below 40F is needed to preserve food. Ideally, just above freezing, if you don't want to freeze it. I keep my fridge at 35F.
If only there was a commonly accepted temperature scale that makes it easier to see what's just above freezing and what isn't.
4.44°C and 1.67°C
Before refrigeration, they used to store big blocks of ice in similar conditions and the ice would last up to 10 months in there.
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Who needs a celler when you can just purchase my newly invented "meat preserving dust".
Meat preserving dust? Yeah, I'm going to take those claims with a grain of salt.
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Silly... the concerpt of a underground fridge probably predates the word cellar.
Keep in mind that the stick and cardboard houses those people live in usually have a "crawlspace", nothing more.
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Wouldn't mind a cool cellar to retreat to at this point tbh. Diggy diggy hole!
But doing it reasonably safely probably costs a fair bit for materials to reinforce the soil.
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Hey guys I have just discovered a mechanical device with two wheels that you can use to get anywhere petrol free!
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50 degrees ain't cool, literally the opposite in fact
Do yuppies even exist anymore? They were just boomers when I was a kid.
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