"Senator, you're a pedophile."
"Well, maybe you are all pedophiles, too!"
antitomi
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Social media doesn't belong on social media for all I care. I think it's time to just... Pull the plug and shut all the shit down.
Well Tate isn't the best president in the Universe! They all say so. Some say even better. It used to be the best president in the Universe, it's probably up to multiverse now. Some say it's multiverse. They came up to me and they say, Mr. Best President in the Universe, how do you do it? I say I don't know, I don't know. That's what they say.
I love when capitalism loops back like that and rediscovers something it already was before they started adding shit to it to make it better and simpler and then just invent the original all over again and be like- I'm a genius.
I just dug myself a whole palace beneath the ground, in the sand right at the shoreline.
Today's geo engineered ice will last half an afternoon and it won't even burn like normal ice.
They live in what now? You mean like, in a slum?
Put some hot coals, a bucket of water, and birch whisks in there and baby, you got a sauna going!
Look, DO you have cat breath? Because if you do, you know, maybe don't eat cat food. If you don't, then yeah, that's fucked up she'd put you through that and fuck with your self esteem. I hope you and your family are doing better.
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Waaaay ahead of you buddy!