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[–] ZERONOVABLOSSOM@sh.itjust.works 76 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Personally, I love it when soup day comes with a side of terminal prion diseases.

[–] ShellMonkey@piefed.socdojo.com 45 points 1 month ago (1 children)

See, soup avoids those problems

[–] Thorry@feddit.org 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal!

[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] troybot@piefed.social 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

:jazz hand waves of hat in hand as it's tipped toward you while making eye contact:

[–] homes@piefed.world 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] TheFermentalist@reddthat.com 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

And the first thing you see if you go to their website is a banner saying “FEDERAL LAWSUIT UPDATE”

[–] Spot@startrek.website 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wouldn't have gone to the site if you wouldn't have noted that!

That was actually a bit more interesting than I expected. The funeral homes sued her for practicing without a license as funeral director/embalmer. Which, isn't what they do. But they do probably take money away from funeral homes by discussing different ways to go.
I myself, really want to be put in a body farm!!

[–] TheFermentalist@reddthat.com 3 points 1 month ago

Mushroom coffin for me

I would guess the business is a front for something else entirely. Customers complaining the "dula" would not push them into the volcano, or never intended on purchasing a nuke and a saddle, or whatever. Pretty hard to get refunds after, I guess.

[–] VM_Abrantes@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago
[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

Soup is good food. You made a good meal. Now how does it feel to be shit out our ass and thrown in the cold like a piece of trash?

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 6 points 1 month ago

So water cremation but with added vegetables?

[–] cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ya soup is cool, but what about beans. And farting.

[–] blargh513@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

I love farting, I'm super good at it!

[–] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Done dirt cheap!

The Boys get it.

[–] Nomad@infosec.pub 3 points 1 month ago

From the soup plate i thought this is liquification service after death. But its just some death guru type of stuff. Traditional Indian burial education something something...

[–] nitroemdash@lemmy.wtf 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Numberplate looks AI, artefacts under model name left.

Numberplate actually exists, although with no space, so it's likely AI manipulation on a real image.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

SOUP DAYYYYYYYYYY!!!

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

A dead Kennedy once told me soup is good food