When OP made this, they must've been... High
this post was submitted on 18 Jul 2026
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I always thought it was "the pot calling the kettle black"
Good cooks understand that a favorite cooking utensil is worth writing a song about.
Yesterday I considered borrowing a slotted spoon indefinitely from a house we rented because it was perfect. Miss it already
I got my good knife, my 2 good pans, and my right sized cutting board. 85% of my cooking right there. I'd write a song about any one of them.
The band is named Tool, of course their songs are about what they use to make things.
They have a song where the lyrics literally are a cookie recipe.
Their song Ratchet Strap changed my life.
I used a metric 10mm stinkfist just the other day. It's crazy how they made songs out of these super obscure tools.
Was this a longitudinal stinkfist?
Or a lateralus?
🤕 (Pulled a muscle stretching...)
Prison sex
what are they making with all that shit, blood, and cum on their hands?
What's this from?
Adventure Time. This character is Peppermint Butler
Thanks!
What next? Die Eier von Satan being about a dessert? Don't be ridiculous!
When you pissed all over my black kettle, Ylyou must've been HIGH, on a shelf.
Who are you to boil water,
you must have been out your mind...
Foot in mouth, we're making foot soup,
Unless you pull 'em out.
Fryer, boiler, chinois for ya. Tell me what's the diff-erence
Eye hole deep in mac and cheese you practically raised the dead
Who are you to wave your macaroni at me?
I thought he was going to have a lot to say, but he just had a lot of nothing to say 😶 .
We will miss him
You laugh, but that’s what his song Kettle is about.
He sings about a solitary salad fork with his other band
And he suffered when he lost it, because someone put it to the top shelf: "You must've been high..."
The specific pot matters a great deal and it's usually a smaller pot with a thick wall, because it burns easily when you make the roux.