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[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 90 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Self-driving cars cannot navigate entire cities. No.

[–] lyralycan@sh.itjust.works 28 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

From what I've seen self-driving cars can navigate a 4 mile pre-learned route from the showroom to the delivery truck co.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] PwnTra1n@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Yup waymos are all over the place in phx area. Teslas might not do it but that doesn’t mean nobody can. This isn’t even Chinese electric cars with crazy features as well

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Tesla is an industry joke. Keep your eyes peeled for Zoox.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Phoenix (and LA) are famous for basically not having weather. These things are working well in Richmond, or Boston.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Phoenix has all their weather in Late Aug through Early Sep, in the form of monsoons and haboobs. Then again in late Jan through early Feb, in the form of frost and a light dusting of snow that immediately melts.

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Waymos in philly still have drivers, how about in phx?

[–] PwnTra1n@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago
[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

ATLien here. Seeing a Waymo ruins my day. Seeing one of the freeway my whole week.

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[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Your source is waymo's own propaganda (which is NOT about cities in general it's about nine specific American cities), my source against even that much is everyone else seeing them get stuck regularly:

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=waymo+stuck

Anyways, I'll leave you to your corporate dick sucking.

[–] lemmyseikai@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I swear you are implying you have never seen a human get stuck navigating a car for what would seem to be mundane or pointless reasons...

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

Humans all have different levels of competency, Waymos all have the same level.

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[–] DupaCycki@lemmy.world 55 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Plot twist: they can't navigate entire cities. Some very well maintained streets, maybe.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 39 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Maybe we should build streets especially for them, then. Except I don't think they'll need the full width of a normal street. With their computer-driven precision they could probably get by with just a couple of narrow strips of metal.

[–] zikzak025@lemmy.world 30 points 3 months ago (2 children)

And you could probably optimize traffic by increasing the size of the cars to include a lot more seats, or even standing room. Or even connecting multiple cars together for efficiency if there are a lot of other people who want to take the same route.

[–] toxicbubble@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago (2 children)

you're on to something 🤔 perhaps some type of rail that goes on the road for high speed travel hmm

[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.nz 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ah yes, trains, the logistics version of "evolve into crab"

[–] searabbit@piefed.social 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

People always complain about "reinventing the wheel," but it just brings me so much joy when the discussion inevitably ends in rediscovering trains as the ideal mode of transportation.

[–] deft@lemmy.wtf 4 points 3 months ago

Trains are good but trolleys are too

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[–] jojo@piefed.social 5 points 3 months ago

You guys need to watch Adam Something (or probably already do) 🤣

[–] green_link@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

we'll rename the cars to "pods"

[–] DupaCycki@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Pretty sure some wooden planks in the middle would do wonders for stability and durability. Maybe some gravel too. Why has nobody thought of this yet??

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No, just one strip of... it's really more of a shelbyville idea

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I've heard those things are awfully loud.

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[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 50 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Can I hire Etsy witches for this?

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 33 points 3 months ago (3 children)

You can hire Etsy witches for WAY more things than you think.

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

I like to make my brownies myself. I'll figure out what else those witches can do for me

[–] zikzak025@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Anyone have the contact info of the one who killed Charlie Kirk?

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[–] ol_capt_joe@piefed.ee 48 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Wouldn't chalk be faster, cheaper, and more wind-resistant?

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 54 points 3 months ago (1 children)

But chalk is used for summoning spells.

[–] MrChewy@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Thank you, a man of culture!

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 12 points 3 months ago

Sure, or just a can of white spray paint. I assume it works too, if this does. I dont trust Lemmy random meme pics though.

[–] franz_augustin@feddit.org 12 points 3 months ago

And better for the environment

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

You can do the same with ants and chalk circles

[–] lime@feddit.nu 21 points 3 months ago

and chickens

[–] UninterestingVoid@reddthat.com 18 points 3 months ago

Guess they are demons.

[–] yuriRO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 months ago

Subaru Impreza 1998 would never

[–] blarth@thelemmy.club 10 points 3 months ago

TBF I know humans this would work on too.

[–] SpatchyIsOnline@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago
[–] CatGPT@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 months ago

Snail warfare

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I always wondered why Vampires don't just eat the salt.

[–] addie@feddit.uk 19 points 3 months ago

Really traditional vampires are super OCD; one of the ways to get rid of them is to spill a big bag of eg. rice in front of them, and they'll spend so long counting every grain that they'll get caught by the rising sun. Salt ought to work as well?

One grain of salt, two grains of salt. Ah ha ha ha. Three grains of salt...

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 13 points 3 months ago

They have hypertension and it's bad for them.

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 months ago

I highly doubt this is true.

[–] EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app 3 points 3 months ago

Does popping a cone on the hood still work? I don't live close enough to the airport to try it anymore

[–] Doxin@pawb.social 2 points 3 months ago

This was an art project, the text is completely made up.

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