no joke i kinda stopped making fun of americans and actually feel bad for them now
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so much winning
Don't forget getting shot by ICE for ... Existing
Existing, while being
I know this is completely overthinking your comment, but I guess interesting to share.
The thing is, that in Europe a lot of people that vote right wing think they are part of the majority. However, the longer nazi germany existed, the more specific the definitions of acceptable people were. The "majority" was fragmented more and more. Even Himmler increasingly defined himself out the "master race" over time. Which is pretty ironic.
Chronical condition? Not worthy. Alcoholic? Not worthy. Intellectual? Not worthy. Questioning the system? Not worthy. Not "producing" soldiers? Not worthy.
What I'm saying is that a lot of people who think facism would benefit them, would absolutely suffer.
Especially the alcoholic fact is important to remeber to hand out to many who vote for facism in Germany nowadays. Look up how they handled that.
Don’t drink the water, don’t eat the food, don’t breathe the air, never have sex again… Welcome to the 21st century.
Really makes you wish for a modern day code of Hammurabi where shareholders would be force fed glass contaminated bread rolls until they die starting from largest ownership share to smallest.
Can we just send the unregulated glass bread to the rural areas where they voted for it?
No joke, those people are probably blaming this on immigrants or trans people somehow.
I’m sure Fox is on the case
The problem is we have too much regulation. You wouldn't even notice the glass or poop if you weren't so low T and soft.
Is America Great again, yet?
Great depression
In every sense of the word "depression".
Hey, we didn't start the fire. Well, at least this fire anyway. That's Canada's. /jk
But it still is extremely depressing...
It was always burning, since the world’s been turning
Golden Age of America!
Perfect time for the diy sourdough meme to make a comeback.
Careful, it'll grow out of control.
Mother told me there'd be days like these.
D'oh!
I don't ake sourdough starters.
I make sourdough finishers.
Once made my own starter from scratch, on top of the fridge in some beautiful tropic place, excellent humidity, I fucking nailed it, and in doing this I pissed off the lady and the other lady and only wound up a garbage bag of headache weed
what
Feed the starter!
My girlfriend has been completely taken by the sourdough sect
you've nailed it, milk churn and mead jar for valentines day
True, but I've also been gaining weight since then
"I hate regulation! Take us back to the good old days when people and businesses were more free so that we can prosper!"
Ok, done, you're there.. it's the 1940s again. Enjoying it?
Here I am waiting for the next incantation or equivalent to lawn darts.
New from Milton Bradley, it's Drone Dropper©™!
Don't let your enemies get the drop on you!
Oops Dad! Stay out of the Dropper Zone!
This summer, be the king of the neighbourhood!
~batteries~ ~not~ ~included~ ~Milton~ ~Bradley~ ~not~ ~liable~ ~for~ ~dismemberment~
Only thing that comes to mind is e-scooters which can be classed as 'kids toys' yet there have been a lot of deaths and serious injuries on them due to unregulated speeds and training.
You're right though, there hasn't been a good "wtf this children's toy/game is deliriously dangerous" since the 70s.
I mean, people are starting to look at social media a little crossways.
The Onewheel scooters maybe? Or the 3wheel off-road things made by Honda that just became legal again...
And all of it draws a straight line back to billionaires.
Yes, but the can never take way your ability to curl into the fetal position and cry yourself to sleep.
Capitalism®: we make everything worrse.
Canned soup still ok?
botulism 😔
Don’t worry, I’m sure something Safe and Cheap like Trump Manna Bread of dubious quality and unknown origin will suddenly be in every grocery store and convenience store any day now.
Ah, just develop Alpha Gal and you won’t even care about the new world screw worm wiping out the beef industry! See? Everything in perfect balance.
Fuuuck can't eat nobody's sexual consenting, muhh!
So you can afford food?!