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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] naught101@lemmy.world 37 points 17 hours ago

Those are indices, not coordinates

[–] mr_account@lemmy.world 24 points 18 hours ago

Romance strategy: lost roomba

[–] BucketBong@p.hobo.social 22 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

So am I supposed to drag my lips across the lines?

[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 32 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

Yes, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. And make sure your lips aren't to dry, it's supposed to be nice and sloppy, kinda like a slug.

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 4 points 13 hours ago

The lips are supposed to make separate contact, otherwise it’s a raspberry.

So you kiss, and pogo stick your tongue out and trace the line with that, then kiss again, and pogo stick your tongue.

Lather, kiss, repeat.

It’s simple

[–] BucketBong@p.hobo.social 14 points 19 hours ago

Ahhh, so that's what a snail trail is.

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 18 hours ago

and be sure to add some nibbles and bites liberally along the the way, with forcefulness depending on the proclivities of your partner :3

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 14 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

No, you kiss the points, carefully memorize the locations, then afterwards connect them with a pen.

[–] BucketBong@p.hobo.social 11 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 15 hours ago

Permanent marker

[–] morgenman@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] wintermute@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 13 hours ago

Hahaha, that was my first thought too.

[–] Chaunticleer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 15 hours ago

Blehblehbleh 🧛

[–] gothic_lemons@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Can we talk about number 7? Am I supposed to be kissing right under their chin like they some sort of cat? I don't kiss my cat there. I mean like chin scratches.

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I was disappointed to zoom in and realise these are just shopped on top rather than drawn or tattooed

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 points 14 hours ago

Ok, but 1, 10 and 29 are delicious. The rest seem kind of weird

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 17 hours ago

I say this with love as a fellow neurospicy person: this is one of the most hilariously autistic things I've ever seen 😄