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[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Oi! I'll not have any cat shaming! It's a beautiful kitty!

All Cats Are Beautiful!

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago
[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

"It's 2am why are you making pudding?"

"Because I've lost control of my life."

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 12 points 1 day ago

In the beginning the universe was created.

This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

My wife has been trying to convince me of this.

She is very persuasive.

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Perfect because I’m a JOKE of a dad!

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

I’m ok but my kid isn’t! badump pssshh

Vaguely recall a Dr. Cox (Scrubs tv show) line “The trick is to hate your body” from like 20 years ago

Hate it sooner than later, i guess

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Viceversa@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No, the burger day you didn't.

[–] adarza@piefed.ca 1 points 1 day ago
[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Maybe a full bald man-scaping wasn't such a great idea after all...

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

It went wrong from day one.

[–] Miller@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Well exactly, because evolutionarily we do still have bodies that should be covered in fur, a lot of fur.

[–] fizzle@quokk.au 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nah man. "Evolutionarily" doesn't give a fuck about anyone over 30 because you've already had enough kidlets and are about to die from a blood infection that took hold from a rotten tooth.

[–] Pilon23@feddit.dk 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Evolution cares whether you can keep the kidlets safe until they themselves have kidlets tho. That should give you at least another 5 years before your spine self-destructs

[–] fizzle@quokk.au 1 points 1 day ago

Fair point. I don't think that precludes some extra weight around the waist in your 30s though?

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

So do Siamese cats.

[–] LurkingLuddite@piefed.social 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nah. We lost fur hundreds of thousands of years ago and never needed it again to survive several ice ages. So I'd say we've definitely evolved past fur thanks to the 'advanced' tool usage of... clothing.

[–] Miller@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hundreds of thousands of years is not much time in evolutionary terms and my point is the shape of our bodies has not really caught up with our loss of hair and particularly in age we can still look a little unaesthetic. We look exactly like what we are, an animal that is supposed to have fur that has been shorn.

[–] LurkingLuddite@piefed.social 1 points 35 minutes ago (1 children)

Our loss of hair is caused by the EXACT same process that defines the rest of our bodies, so it's absolutely stupid to say we haven't "caught up" with losing hair...

[–] cyclonedusk@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

it's been wrong for as long as i can remember. perhaps longer. it's always been wrong, as far as i know.

it's still wrong...

...but for the first time, it seems to be getting less wrong.

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[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 day ago

Dunno, my mirror is usually fogged