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All Cats Are Beautiful!
time.
"It's 2am why are you making pudding?"
"Because I've lost control of my life."
In the beginning the universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

My wife has been trying to convince me of this.
She is very persuasive.
Actually, it's dad JOKES.
Perfect because I’m a JOKE of a dad!
Damn, bro. You okay?
I’m ok but my kid isn’t! badump pssshh
Vaguely recall a Dr. Cox (Scrubs tv show) line “The trick is to hate your body” from like 20 years ago
Hate it sooner than later, i guess
That leg day you skipped?
No, the burger day you didn't.
which one?
Maybe a full bald man-scaping wasn't such a great idea after all...
It went wrong from day one.
Well exactly, because evolutionarily we do still have bodies that should be covered in fur, a lot of fur.
Nah man. "Evolutionarily" doesn't give a fuck about anyone over 30 because you've already had enough kidlets and are about to die from a blood infection that took hold from a rotten tooth.
Evolution cares whether you can keep the kidlets safe until they themselves have kidlets tho. That should give you at least another 5 years before your spine self-destructs
Fair point. I don't think that precludes some extra weight around the waist in your 30s though?
So do Siamese cats.
Nah. We lost fur hundreds of thousands of years ago and never needed it again to survive several ice ages. So I'd say we've definitely evolved past fur thanks to the 'advanced' tool usage of... clothing.
Hundreds of thousands of years is not much time in evolutionary terms and my point is the shape of our bodies has not really caught up with our loss of hair and particularly in age we can still look a little unaesthetic. We look exactly like what we are, an animal that is supposed to have fur that has been shorn.
Our loss of hair is caused by the EXACT same process that defines the rest of our bodies, so it's absolutely stupid to say we haven't "caught up" with losing hair...
it's been wrong for as long as i can remember. perhaps longer. it's always been wrong, as far as i know.
it's still wrong...
...but for the first time, it seems to be getting less wrong.
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Dunno, my mirror is usually fogged