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[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 78 points 1 week ago (2 children)

planned $499 per month subscription

lol

taking bets on how long it will take for this to become abandonware

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago

Quick...

I saw a story a while ago about a tech company renting out airbnbs as training environments for these types of bots

They absolutely destroyed the houses, fine motor skills is insanely difficult, and the robots just kept breaking everything.

The coders don't understand how the human brain works (no one does really, but they're especially ignorant). So they're trying to to make one "thing" that controls everything instead of a bunch of subprocesses acting along guidance

[–] TubbyMarmot@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 week ago

I bet it never even makes it to market. Now robots will for sure, but these first ones out of the gate types rarely make it.

[–] sylver_dragon@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (10 children)

I'd love to have a robot to handle basic home maintenance tasks. Somehow, I'm not quite willing to bet $20k and $500/month on this thing being anything more than a gimmick. I'd also be really curious what happens to my $20k robot if I cancel the subscription and/or the company goes under. Do I just end up with a really expensive object lesson is poor spending decisions?

[–] artyom@piefed.social 4 points 1 week ago

I mean they demoed this thing not that long ago and it was a disaster. So yeah, my expectations are low.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pretty much. There's basically zero chance this will not end up on the pile of products released way before they reached commercial viability.

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[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

wait. wait. wait. theres a monthly fee as well?

[–] sylver_dragon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (3 children)

What, you expect to actually own something that costs you $20k? Quit obstructing their access to your bank account. Think of the shareholders!

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[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

They're replacing underpaid immigrant workers with underpaid overseas workers remotely controlling a crummy robot, while some rich techbro asshole in the middle skims off almost all the money. I do hope they fail with this stupid idea, but your techbro will already have made off with the money for their next startup scam.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I do chores for less than that.

And I'm fuckable.

[–] Toast28@piefed.social 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 17 points 1 week ago

I am fully functional and programmed in multiple techniques.

[–] artyom@piefed.social 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How much do you charge for fucking vs. chores?

[–] Slartifartblast@piefed.social 1 points 1 week ago

...and then doing the fucking chores?

I'm asking for a sick friend.

[–] jwt@programming.dev 20 points 1 week ago (15 children)

Why do they keep insisting on humanoid? Just give me the crushinator to do chores for $10,000.

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[–] BigTrout75@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It's amazing, they can make a 20k humanoid but it's impossible to make a 20k EV car.

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 12 points 1 week ago

Here's the neat part: they can't.

[–] TubbyMarmot@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago

Fuck $20K for anything. We need an under $10K car.

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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I suppose for a large house, $500/mo. is what one would pay for maid service.

I don't believe one robot can effectively clean piss from the corner behind the toilet, AND do laundry, AND clean windows, AND dust, AND clean a shower head, AND clean a refrigerator, etc., etc.

Imagine a robot collecting everything out of a fridge onto a counter, removing the glass shelves, cleaning them, cleaning the inside of the fridge, and then putting everything back without breaking anything, and doing it in 30 minutes. Not happening. Even if it were done completely by remote control, I don't think it could do it.

These things are not anywhere close to a replacement for a human, but they'll keep pushing it.

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[–] Krusty@quokk.au 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But can you fuck it?

Asking for a friend.

[–] square@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

I'm the friend.

[–] ishartdoritos@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] JakenVeina@midwest.social 1 points 1 week ago

Nah, not bullshit. Just doesn't do them without remote human control. That falls under "features to he introduced at a later date."

[–] atrielienz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] JakenVeina@midwest.social 5 points 1 week ago

Sherlock Homes.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Whose who's?

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

They have been saying this since the 1990s, Rocky had a robot maid. Useless unless you just want something that kills anything that moves, which would be pretty cool I guess.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 3 points 1 week ago

“Our company is cooler than X because we put a ‘1’ in front of it.”

[–] vane@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago
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