Why is Jesus’ gun double ended?
this post was submitted on 02 Aug 2024
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Isn’t the barrel where the shoulder stock should be and the shoulder stock where the barrel should be? Maybe I’m wrong but I don’t see two barrels. The gun is just for self-harm purposes only I guess, even though the magazine is “backwards” for that purpose too
Yeah, when Jesus is ready to throw down, he shoots himself and apotheosizes into his final form. He grabs the ropes, shakes them, and "hulks out", the crowd goes fucking bananas.
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