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Welcome to Patriots for Progress. Round these parts, we roleplay as American conservatives and use all the reactionary buzzwords while continuing to produce leftist and communist propaganda.

Rule 1: No special snowflake white supremacist nonsense, or any other kind of bigotry

Rule 2: No big city econ major capitalism talk. And no centrism either, the LORD gave us the second amendment for a reason

Rule 3: AMERICAN PATRIOTS ONLY 🦅🦅🦅!!! This is America, so you'd best speak English, Navajo, Cherokee, or some other American language!

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True americans use 10 commandments as law. (programming.dev)

submitted 1 year ago by TadoTheRustacean@programming.dev to c/patriotsforprogress@lemmy.ca

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[–] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Why is Jesus’ gun double ended?

Barrel 1

Barrel 2

[–] moroni@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

AI generated image, I suppose.

[–] Sewer_King@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you"

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Isn’t the barrel where the shoulder stock should be and the shoulder stock where the barrel should be? Maybe I’m wrong but I don’t see two barrels. The gun is just for self-harm purposes only I guess, even though the magazine is “backwards” for that purpose too

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah, when Jesus is ready to throw down, he shoots himself and apotheosizes into his final form. He grabs the ropes, shakes them, and "hulks out", the crowd goes fucking bananas.